A plan to convert Cow Hollow's historic Metro movie theater (2055 Union) to an Equinox gymnasium went before the Planning Commission yesterday, and SFist learns today that it was approved. Alas, another historic cinema shall become a sweaty place full of Zumba and Marina-style hookups (similar to Mission-style hookups, sans burrito odors plus more hair product).
Cow Hollow's Historic Metro Cinema To Become Equinox Gym
NIMBY Watch: Transbay Tower Impact Report to Be Debated Thursday
Let us go on the record right now as saying We Like Tall Buildings. We do. We think this city would be all the prettier with a few more actually tall structures, and everyone who whines about shadows and crap should go move to Danville and be done with urban life. That being said, the multifaceted impacts of a 1,000-foot skyscraper (a mere 61 stories, child's play really) will be hotly contested on Thursday at the Planning Commission's weekly meeting, in which they'll be taking public comment on the Transbay Tower and Transit Center District Plan.
Power Exchange Moves Into Crash Club on Mason, Neighborhood Pissed
Hold the phone! The infamous Power Exchange, after closing their Otis Street location and getting chased off of Gough Street with pitchforks, has moved into the Crash Club space at 34 Mason without so much as a klieg light, and apparently the Tenderloin neighborhood folks are planning an all-out assault, according to C.W. Nevius in the Chron. At least for the SRO residents and former alcoholics in the 'hood who have found God, there is no place for a sex club in the Tenderloin. Nevius appears to identify with the righteousness of these folks and takes pleasure in the committee-hearing fight that's brewing, just as he did when the Gough Street people triumphed. But we have to wonder whether city officials are really going to take the code violation murmuring seriously, or if someone is going to acknowledge that the Power Exchange has a right to exist somewhere.
Hayes Valley, Maybe?
Our friends over at CurbedSF brought to our attention that Hayes Valley will soon be getting a new makeover, via the redevelopment of 55 Laguna. The proposals for the "mixed-use" of the former UC Berkeley extension -- which was relocated four years ago -- has recently been approved by the San Francisco Planning Commission.
Starbucks -- Bringing People Together
Hey, have you seen all those annoying "Let's meet at Starbucks" adverts? Quite irritating.
Well, SBUX is indeed bringing folks together -- in a way they may not be too happy about. many businesses and residents in the Inner Richmond are protesting via petition an invasion of one of Starbuck's nigh ubiquitous stores.
Let's Talk About Parking Some More
Well that certainly was lively, wasn't it? Our post about the proposal to shoot SF with a Los-Angeles-gun by adding parking to the city (and subtracting everything else) attracted tons of comments, with some very well-put arguments on both sides of the issue. Time to channel that energy into Real Life, if you can bear to leave your wretched computer: SPUR is hosting a Transportation Committee meeting to discuss the initiative!
Oh No, Ed Jew!: Permits
Even when Tapioca Ed's out of the country, the news keeps popping up! Here's today's latest Bobagate news.
Of Human Bondage in the Mission
You didn't think the purchase of the armory by Kink.com would go through without a hitch would you? After all, the thing had stood vacant for thirty-six years and was the site of countless protests whenever somebody broached the idea of turning it into something. But after neighbors complained about not getting enough public input into the deal, from somewhere in Switzerland, Gavin asked the Planning Commission to hold some more public hearings on the matter. The hope, as Sam Ruiz, the executive director of Mission Neighborhood Centers, put it, is "to have a dialogue" about all of this and if we were playing that Project Drinking Connect drinking game, we'd be drinking right now.
Who Reads Yesterdays Papers?
-It looks like visitors to the Wharf will have to go somewhere else to buy their dope as the San Francisco Planning Commission voted 4-2 against it being allowed on the Wharf. Whatever you may think about the issue, you have to feel for the guy behind the dispensary, Kevin Reed, who is now 0-2 on pot clubs and has probably kissed plenty pretty, pretty pennies away. The argument that won the day came from neighbors of the club who feared what it would do to the neighborhood and business owners who feared it would scare off tourists. In what will probably be par for the course whenever these things get debated, the opposition was made up of people who live in the neighborhood and the supporters were made up of people who came from outside the neighborhood. The people who came in support of the pot club are apparently the only people in San Francisco who don't know how to score dope. Anyways, this whole medicinal marijuana thing is turning into one of those things where everybody supports it the thing, just not where they live.
Who Reads Yesterday's Papers
-Conservatives throughout the country are frothingly furious about a ruling by San Francisco’s very own 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeal for saying that parents don't have the right to be the sole provider of information about sex. That's what MTV is for. The suit was brought by parents who were outraged that a school in Palmdale California gave first, third, and fifth graders a survey about sex. The questions asked kids whether they found themselves doing things like touching their "private parts" too much or whether they didn't trust people because they thought they were looking for sex or whether they thought too much about sex and dear God, is that what first-graders are really thinking about these days? When were that young, the only thing we were obsessed with was "The Six Million Dollar Man."
In response, Republicans have been talking about splitting up the 9th District which, of course, is being fought by Democrats. The 9th has always been a source of anger to conservatives for the kind of rulings that make people say "only in California." Like this ruling. Or the one about taking "God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance.
Isn't It Ironic? Don't You Think?
So last week the Gavster announced this big, huge plan to build more housing, even low-cost housing. The point being, of course, the more housing the better, especially more low-cost housing, because the more housing you have, the less expensive housing will be. Gavin's idea is that with just the waving of the magic wand of better bureaucracy, the Department of Building Inspectors and the Planning Commission will have easier times allowing for more housing to be built.
Political Junkie: One Scoop Or Two?
you know what always catches our eye? That's right, a throwdown! So our attention was finally piqued when Adriel Hampton, the Examiner political correspondent, posted the following j'accuse on his blog: if you scroll past the tedious Don Perata interview, you'll see that Matier and Ross republished his scoop as their own! Without credit! Poor journalistic sportsmanship, M&R!

