We shamelessly stole today's photo of the day from SF Metblogs. It was reportedly taken at the Ferry Building's farmers market. And while we can imagine such a gruesome display occurring in more exotic parts of the city, we always thought this kind of scene was better hidden at downtown's farmers market. Tsk, tsk. Shameful. Credit: Richard Ault......

[Ba-da-bum (rimshot)] This sign means either no fellatio or no breech babies. We suspect the former. Also, where was this taken? Is it a real request or is it being ironic? Again, we suspect the former. Image credit: Omega it's jameth......

While the real photo of the day should have gone to this, we got all Sophie's Choice over picking just one. So, the winner is this guy. Why? Because it's freezing today. (Yeah, yeah. We know that today's weather is positively balmy for our readers coming from Indiana, the Arctic, Prussia, or wherever on earth you sprouted. But for some of us, it's downright glacial.) Thus: the award goes to some gent sporting a......