If we may get all TV Guide you for a second: Cheers, SF Weekly, for reporting on the Toilet Torcher's illuminating crime wave. You have proven a formidable journalistic force when it comes to porta-potty arson in the Russian Hill, Nob Hill and Marina . The Toilet Torcher has just immolated his or her 22nd crapper, this time on the 700 block of Chestnut yesterday, and you manage to keep up with the fiery fella. Kudos.

But also: Jeers, SF Weekly, for calling him or her "Outhouse Arsonist." That is not his or her name. You, AP, and even USA Today know damn well that their Christian name (care of SFist, thank you very much) is and forever will be "Toilet Torcher." Bah.