After Supervisor Sandoval introduced a resolution to brand hyperbolic grandpa Michael Savage as a hate speech-spewing loon, it wasn't voted on unanimously yesterday, care of SFsit's favorite coverboy, Ed Jew. (Ah, World Net Daily, where we go to get all of our fair and balanced news, drizzled with a infusion of organic Nazism.) On July 5, after Savage predictably asked that students undergoing a weeklong fast for immigration reform (and, bonus, to slim down......

Sigh. A couple of weeks ago we were lamenting the end of the 2006 Tour de France, wishing it could continue indefinitely.

Wish granted, unfortunately. On July 27, the International Cycling Union (ICU) and the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) announced that winner Floyd Landis' piss sample from the day he rode himself back into the Tour on the slopes of the Alps, showed elevated testosterone levels. We knew Landis had some huge balls to make that comeback, but come on.

SFist often fantasizes about the day we win the lottery and, among other things, kick our crappy-ass IKEA furnishings to the curb (or hire someone else to do so). Our dream then moves to the refurnishing our fabulous new home montage sequence, where in which MAXsf plays a pivotal role....