Yes, everyone! It's the big news this pre-Xmas Monday morning. The U.S. Senate wanted to give everyone a present this week, and in the wee hours of this morning a whopping 60 of them voted to end debate on the thoroughly compromised health care bill that's been the talk of the nation lo these many months. As the NYT reports, the vote concluded "a long day of acid, partisan debate" in which Democrats blamed Republicans for pulling out every last stop they had to delay the vote, and Republicans blamed Democrats for everything under the sun, including destroying America and keeping poor, 92-year-old Robert Byrd up way past his bedtime (Democrats, in turn, blamed Republicans for this too). more ›

Oh jeez. At the risk of sounding ageist, a 90-year-old man is responsible for this early AM scene in Glen Park. Why? Because he's a 90-YEAR-OLD MAN DRIVING A CAR. more ›

While we plan on banning next year's SF Pride Parade and adjacent festivities unless former KRON 4 movie critic and San Francisco treasure Jan Wahl and beloved City Hall tranny Donna Sachet are immediately brought back cover it live -- for reals, those two were nothing short of TV fucking magic, folks; KOFY should hand them their own show right this second -- the theme for the 2010 Homosexual Pride Parade was announced yesterday. It is: 40 and Fabulous. Ta-da. And not just because only old people attend Pride. See, it's the parade's 40th anniversary. So, there you have it. more ›