Good news for those of us creeped out by the horrifying, contorted faces of Old Navy's plasticene spokespeople: the boardwalk-themed clothing store has announced they're moving on to a more live person-focused ad campaign that has something to do with original music created to go along with the store's "original styles." So it will probably sound like coming of age at a Middle School in Ohio. Or picking up your kids from a Middle School in Ohio. We're not really sure what goes on in an Old Navy anymore.
Mid-Market Beautification Continues with Removal of Old Navy "Supermodelquins"
Old Navy Sued Over Pine Tree-Shaped Air Freshener Shirt Design
The maker of those little tree-shaped air fresheners you find dangling from rear view mirrors have sued Gap Inc. over Old Navy's use of the iconic image in a t-shirt, emblazoned with the slogan "Keeping it Fresh." The federal lawsuit, according to the Examiner, was brought against the local retail mammoth in U.S. District Court in Syracuse, N.Y. The company, simply titled Car-Freshener Corporation of Watertown, claims that "the design on the T-shirts is identical to their trademarked design, which is used by the company on car air fresheners, apparel and other items."
SFist Reviews... Ingrid Michaelson & Melee
Jumping into a quickly growing crowd, we looked down at our watch and it said 8:45pm. What was Ingrid Michaelson already doing on stage? Right before leaving our house, we checked the website: 8pm - Doors Open, 9pm - Show Starts. Boy, were we surprised to find out Michaelson had already been playing for 15 minutes. Maybe it's fate, karma or maybe just bad planning but this is the second time we've missed Michaelson's full...
From The Editors' Inbox
We guess Old Navy didn't get enough bark for their buck at their Marina Green casting call for a new Old Navy Dog, as Friend of SFist James sent us these shots of yet another dog casting call in Duboce Park last Thursday.
SFist Whines & Dines: Kilowatt
In an effort to stop slumping sales, Old Navy is hoping to recapture their sales magic of the late 90s by enlisting a new canine mascot. You may remember when Old Navy was a hot brand, nearly every commercial featured “Magic”, an Airedale mutt rescued from the streets of San Jose. Since Magic was forced out of his job in the Spring of 2001 (press releases cited ‘creative differences’) Old Navy same store sales have tanked (PDF). Coincidence? We think not.
So Long Rusty
It's been a year of farewells for the Giants and after saying goodbye to Marquis, Woody, and J.T., the Giants officially bid adieu to another Giant of the early aught era, Rusty. Rusty was a bell and whistle in the bells and whistle laden Pac Bell Park when it opened. He was a mechanical robot stationed in right field who was supposed to come out during various parts of the game and do, well, we don't know what he was supposed to do because he never actually did do. Once the 2000 season started, Rusty was felled by mechanical issues and rarely made an appearance, although some would say "mechanical issues" really meant "sucked ass." Rusty was pretty much looked at with disdain since his announcement, kind of like Edgardo Alfonzo, and his loss will probably be mourned by no one. Also like Alfonzo.
Who Reads Yesterday's Posts
So what happened with all those stories we've been telling you about all week? Fret no more! Here's your answers!
*Madison Nguyen beat Linda Nguyen, 62% to 37%, for the District 7 San Jose city council seat. (Apparently people liked Madison's prior political experience, and may have been turned off by the flyers accusing Madison of having affairs with married men.)
*Barry Bonds hit an almost-home run in his first game back, which was ruled a ground-rule double due to fan interference. He hit a single last night. No Old Navy splashdowns yet -- but only five games back from first in the division.
*A second shipment of animals from Louisiana arrived yesterday, and will be housed in Marin and the Peninsula Humane Society. Awwww.
*And it's day two of the Sutter healthcare workers' strike at Cal Pacific.
Picture of Madison Nguyen from her campaign website
Move Over Milan!
San Francisco hasnt always enjoyed deserved recognition as a fashion center. Come on people! Millions and millions of you are reading this while sporting San Francisco based brands such as Levis, Old Navy, Gap, Banana Republic, Gymboree, and bebe. Seeking to garner credence with more serious fashionistas San Francisco is playing host to its very own Fashion Week. What could be better? Beautiful people, great design, and more parties than even SFist could possibly hit.
How Swede It Is
Kind of old news, but H&M, the budget Swedish clothier, recently announced that it will be bringing its Eurotrashy-trendy styles to San Francisco early next year.

