<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[Office - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>Office - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:09:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/office/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Facebook Finally Comes To SF, Leases Entire Office Portion Of 181 Fremont]]></title><description><![CDATA[The rumor of three months ago is confirmed, and Facebook will be taking 50 floors of the new high-rise, which is set for completion by the end of the year.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2017/09/20/facebook_finally_comes_to_sf_leases/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242a0144ad066cdcf5bcbb</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[181 fremont]]></category><category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[Real Estate]]></category><category><![CDATA[tall buildings]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay Barmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2017 15:00:01 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2017/06/181-fremont-pretty-thumb-640xauto-1001046.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2017/06/181-fremont-pretty-thumb-640xauto-1001046.jpg" alt="Facebook Finally Comes To SF, Leases Entire Office Portion Of 181 Fremont"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span></p>

<p>It's confirmed! We <a href="http://sfist.com/2017/06/09/facebook_reportedly_in_talks_to_tak.php">reported the rumor in June</a>, denied by Facebook at the time, that the social media giant was in talks with real estate brokers to lease a large amount of office space in San Francisco  finally bending to employees' demands for an option that did not include daily commutes to Menlo Park. And the big rumor was they might take the entire office portion of 181 Fremont, the almost complete high-rise that is also set to feature 17 floors of luxury condos.</p>

<p>As the <a href="https://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/news/2017/09/20/facebook-sf-181-fremont-lease-jay-paul-fb.html">Business Times is reporting</a>, Facebook has inked the largest office lease in SF in the last three years, taking 50 floors and 436,000 square feet in the building, suggesting it will house between 2,000 and 3,000 employees of Facebook (and Instagram). This is the largest office lease inked since <a href="http://sfist.com/2014/04/11/salesforcecom_will_take_over_half_o.php">Salesforce signed on</a> to take the majority of what was then called the Transbay Tower, in 2014.</p>

<p>In June Facebook was downplaying the rumor, saying they may just look for space to put about 100 Instagram employees in SF somewhere, and they were apparently looking at space in the Chronicle building as well (though obviously that's hardly a marquee-worthy property on the level of a shiny glass skyscraper). <a href="http://news.theregistrysf.com/facebook-talks-take-space-181-fremont-san-francisco/">The Registry was the first to hear the rumblings</a> from the real estate world that 181 Fremont was really where Facebook may be headed.</p>

<p>The building, designed by Heller Manus architects and situated basically next door to Salesforce Tower, is a pretty addition to our new skyline, with its zig-zag seismic reinforcements on the exterior. And, as we learned in July, the p<a href="http://sfist.com/2017/07/13/check_out_the_crazy_view_from_the_4.php">enthouse in the 70-story tower is on the market for $42 million</a>.</p>

<p>181 Fremont, perhaps soon to be known as Facebook Tower, is set to be complete later this year.</p>

<p><strong>Previously: </strong><a href="http://sfist.com/2017/06/09/facebook_reportedly_in_talks_to_tak.php">Facebook Reportedly In Talks To Take Over All, Or Just A Piece, Of New Downtown SF Tower</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why Are You at Work Today?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Really, why are you working this week? Because, let's see, we have two work days (today, tomorrow), one kinda work day (New Year's Eve), and another alleged work day on Friday. But if you were crafty ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/12/29/why_are_you_at_work_today/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2426c044ad066cdcf41051</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[poll]]></category><category><![CDATA[work]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:46:33 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really, why are you working this week? Because, let's see, we have two work days (today, tomorrow), one kinda work day (New Year's Eve), and another alleged work day on Friday. But if you were crafty enough to worm your way out of the office this week, thus providing you with a rare opportunity to go on a week-long bender, you would be eating bon-bons, watching <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k5sn15tERo">Maury</a></em>, and cutting the tops of your CD cases to bits right now. </p>

<p>But you aren't, so you're at work. Well, some of you, anyway. So please explain yourselves.</p>

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</noscript>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Clinton Campaign Using Black Panic Tactics?]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist's dear neighbor's, <a href="http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/03/did-the-clinton.html">Wired</a>, came across this racially explosive internet meme on the <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/st...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/06/the_obama_has_t/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24253f44ad066cdcf346a1</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[campaign]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[commercial]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daily Kos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Democrats]]></category><category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[OJ]]></category><category><![CDATA[OJ Simpson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oval Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[race]]></category><category><![CDATA[racism]]></category><category><![CDATA[smear]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wired]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:11:36 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry150578_thumb-thumb-640xauto-196612.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry150578_thumb-thumb-640xauto-196612.jpg" alt="Clinton Campaign Using Black Panic Tactics?"><p>SFist's dear neighbor's, <a href="http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/03/did-the-clinton.html">Wired</a>, came across this racially explosive internet meme on the <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/3/4/21311/85811/447/468408">Daily Kos</a>, which is set to have Democrats duking it out online. According to the Daily Kos, someone in the Clinton campaign took Obama's image from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjSEqh9zFTE">this video</a> and darkened (a la OJ Simpson <a href="http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/08/31/012306.php">gracing the covers of <em>Time</em> and <em>Newsweek</em></a>) for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l4_jMyV3mY">this commercial</a>. According to the Kos:</p>

<blockquote>In case you needed yet another reason to despise Hillary Clinton and her vermin strategists, she's now running an ad blatantly lying about Obama's subcommittee.  Her ad includes debate footage heavily doctored to make Obama blacker.</blockquote>

<p>So to sum things up, politics is still a dirty game but you should act surprised with self-righteous indignation whenever this point rears its ugly head. Oh, and while we're busy with our in-fighting, McCain is just going to go ahead and steal the Oval Office if that's cool with you guys. Thanks.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ralph Nader to Make Fifth Inane Run for President]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ralph Nader <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19341666&ft=1&f=1012">announced yesterday</a> that he will take yet another tireless stab at the Oval Office, this time runnin...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/25/ralph_nader_to/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242aa944ad066cdcf61166</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category><category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oval Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[president]]></category><category><![CDATA[Presidential Election]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ralph Nader]]></category><category><![CDATA[Republican]]></category><category><![CDATA[United States]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:28:12 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry148961_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195230.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry148961_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195230.jpg" alt="Ralph Nader to Make Fifth Inane Run for President"><p>Ralph Nader <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19341666&amp;ft=1&amp;f=1012">announced yesterday</a> that he will take yet another tireless stab at the Oval Office, this time running as an Independent in the 2008 presidential election. Oh joy. Prattling on endlessly about how the Democratic and Republican candidates aren't addressing the issues, and blah blah, who cares, this will be his fifth attempt at snatching the title President of the United States of American. </p>

<p>What with a black man, Barack Obama, in the running, don't expect to hear a peep of support or praise for Nader coming from local, fetishizing progressives. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh Shit: Prisoner Poop Fills the Bay]]></title><description><![CDATA[According to Marin County officials, about "1,500 gallons of raw sewage" was dumped into the San Francisco Bay today near Point San Quentin. Grody. <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/14/oh_shit_prisone/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24330044ad066cdcfa56ce</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[corrections]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marin County]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco Bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Quentin]]></category><category><![CDATA[sewage]]></category><category><![CDATA[spill]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:14:46 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147418_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193911.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147418_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193911.jpg" alt="Oh Shit: Prisoner Poop Fills the Bay"><p>According to Marin County officials, about "1,500 gallons of raw sewage" was dumped into the San Francisco Bay today near Point San Quentin. Grody. <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/14/MN1CV2M5Q.DTL">According to the Gate</a>:</p>

<blockquote>Deartment of Corrections officials have taken action to contain the spill, and are also conducting water testing in the area, authorities said. The public should not go in the water near San Quentin until the area is deemed safe, authorities said. Warning signs will be posted today at the impacted shorelines, according to the Sheriff's Office. </blockquote>

<p>That said, the Bay really isn't into <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/02/01/oh_shit.php">scat games</a>, Marin County. Please keep the mass quantities of urine and fecal matter to yourselves.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Double Equine Death Result of Collision, Not Foul Play]]></title><description><![CDATA[The death of two horses found at a Solano County ranch last Saturday has been ruled accidental. It seems that they "<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/14/MNU6V2J28.DTL">...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/14/double_equine_d/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24330144ad066cdcfa5724</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[animals]]></category><category><![CDATA[clumsy]]></category><category><![CDATA[collision]]></category><category><![CDATA[County Sheriff]]></category><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marisa Lagos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[solono county]]></category><category><![CDATA[uc]]></category><category><![CDATA[UC Davis]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:28:41 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147398_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193894.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147398_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193894.jpg" alt="Double Equine Death Result of Collision, Not Foul Play"><p>The death of two horses found at a Solano County ranch last Saturday has been ruled accidental. It seems that they "<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/14/MNU6V2J28.DTL">died after they collided, breaking their spinal cords,</a>" and not because of any foul play.  <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/14/MNU6V2J28.DTL">According to Marisa Lagos over at the Gate</a>:</p>

<blockquote>The horses were found Saturday at Peterson Ranch on Lewis Road east of Vacaville. Authorities initially thought they may have been shot to death. The animals were taken to UC Davis Veterinarian Hospital, where necropsies were performed, said Officer Paula Toynbee of the Solano County Sheriff's Office.</blockquote>

<p>No human was mounted on either horse during the collision, it seems. The two were apparently just frollicking around, or jousting in the dark, or having unusual equine sex, or...who knows? Strange.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Driver Ohmeed Popal Pleads Not Guilty]]></title><description><![CDATA[The man suspected of <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2006/08/29/driver_hitting_pedestrians.php">mowing people down</a> during a hit-and-run spree in August 2006 , Omeed Aziz Popal, 30, pleaded ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/22/bad_driver_ohme/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242bda44ad066cdcf6a7ec</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[cars]]></category><category><![CDATA[CBS]]></category><category><![CDATA[crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[hit-and-run]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ohmeed Popal]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco Superior]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco Superior Court]]></category><category><![CDATA[spree]]></category><category><![CDATA[Superior Court]]></category><category><![CDATA[SUV]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:20:00 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry143634_thumb-thumb-640xauto-190759.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry143634_thumb-thumb-640xauto-190759.jpg" alt="Bad Driver Ohmeed Popal Pleads Not Guilty"><p>The man suspected of <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2006/08/29/driver_hitting_pedestrians.php">mowing people down</a> during a hit-and-run spree in August 2006 , Omeed Aziz Popal, 30, pleaded not guilty today in San Francisco Superior Court. Really.</p>

<p>For those of you who don't remember, Popal allegedly went after 16 pedestrians with his SUV during a 15-minute death span on the streets and sidewalks of northern San Francisco. Accused of a whopping 16 counts of attempted murder--including the murder of 54-year-old Stephen Jay Wilson, who he reportedly killed in Fremont just prior to his rampage--he already a confessed to the killings to police. But according to the San Francisco Public Defender's Office, Popal "<a href="http://cbs5.com/local/car.rampage.murder.2.635571.html">suffers from schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and auditory command hallucinations</a>." (That is to say, he hears voices. Which we hear is an excruciating disorder.)</p>

<p><a href="http://cbs5.com/local/car.rampage.murder.2.635571.html">CBS 5 goes on to say</a> that the will return to court on Feb, 26 "in order to set further dates in the case, including possibly setting a trial date."</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blood Diamond Scandal: Jennifer Siebel's Engagement Ring of Death!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh Lord. Is this for real?]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/10/blood_diamond_s/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24238544ad066cdcf25f5d</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Blood Diamond]]></category><category><![CDATA[breaking]]></category><category><![CDATA[breaking news]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Community]]></category><category><![CDATA[First Lady]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[human rights]]></category><category><![CDATA[jennifer Siebel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[new year]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Year's]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Year's Eve]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[now you have a friend in the diamond industry]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oh Lord]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[the future]]></category><category><![CDATA[tiffany & co.]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:30:40 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141703_thumb-thumb-640xauto-189022.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141703_thumb-thumb-640xauto-189022.jpg" alt="Blood Diamond Scandal: Jennifer Siebel's Engagement Ring of Death!"><p>Oh Lord. Is this for real?</p>

<p>From the SFist inbox this morning we received alarming news that Gavin Newsom and Jennifer Siebel, like, totally hate Africans, or something like that. After <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/31/gavin_jennifer.php">the New Year's Eve announcement</a> that the two were to enter holy matrimony, one concerned reader called "Mayor Newsom's Communication Office," wondering if the "rock he bought for his fiancee was not a blood diamond."</p>

<p>After talking to an "incompetent" Newsom staff member - kudos to the unfortunate staffer who had to field this call - the blood diamond crusader was told to call Tiffany &amp; Co. to find out more about the possible sanguinary gem adorning the future First Lady of San Francisco's dainty hand. (Funny, Jen and Gav seem like a Zales kind of couple to us.) After being "put on hold for 10 minutes until a recorded announcement said no one could take [her] call," we here at SFist got to the bottom of this international scandal percolating right before our eyes. (Africa isn't in California, right?)</p>

<p><a href="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0401-12.htm"><br>
According to CommonDreams.org</a> ("Breaking News &amp; Views for the Progressive Community"):</p>

<blockquote>Out of 30 companies that were asked about their policies on conflict diamonds by letter and a follow-up telephone call, only five responded, according to Global Witness. They included Fortunoff, Pampillonia, Tiffany &amp; Co., the Signet Group, and Zale Corporation.

<p>Of those five, Global Witness said, Tiffany stood out because it described how it has tried to strengthen its sourcing and auditing policies precisely to ensure that it was not dealing in conflict diamonds.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>So...there you have it. We can all sleep at night now. And why Tiffany &amp; Co. didn't just explain the above right away is beyond us. But we suspect the human rights advocate personality on the other end of the conversation might have had something to do with it. (Who we officially love, by the way.) We're just saying.</p>

<p>To read the accusatory email in its entirety, follow the jump.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dennis Herrera vs. Mark Garagos, Rounds 2 & 3]]></title><description><![CDATA[Delay, delay, dealy in the deadly tiger case]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/07/dennis_herrera_1/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24344044ad066cdcfafbe7</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alcoholics Anonymous]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[carlos sousa]]></category><category><![CDATA[Carlos Sousa Jr]]></category><category><![CDATA[cell phones]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christmas Day]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Attorney]]></category><category><![CDATA[dennis herrera]]></category><category><![CDATA[In-N-Out]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jim Herd]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jr]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kulbir Dhaliwal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marine Corps]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mark Geragos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mercury News]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[On Sept]]></category><category><![CDATA[Out Burger]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Dhaliwal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Photo Credit]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco City Attorney]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose Mercury]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose Mercury News]]></category><category><![CDATA[the city]]></category><category><![CDATA[tiger]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jim]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:24:54 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141241_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188611.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141241_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188611.jpg" alt="Dennis Herrera vs. Mark Garagos, Rounds 2 & 3"><p>It's not, apparently. Witness <a href="http://www.sfgov.org/site/uploadedfiles/cityattorney/GERAGOS-TO-HERRERA-20080107.PDF">this letter</a> signed by Mark Geragos just yesterday. It goes on and on. (And there's more here in the <a href="http://origin.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_7905288?nclick_check=1">Geragos interview with the San Jose Mercury News</a>) We knew that drugs and alcohol were involved, but we hadn't heard one particular rumor about some people ("the boys" - how old are they exactly?) being kicked out of "an establishment" before coming to the zoo. DH's succinct reply is <a href="http://www.sfgov.org/site/uploadedfiles/cityattorney/HERRERA-TO-GERAGOS-20080107.PDF">here</a>.</p>

<p>Is this the way it's going to be for the next umptiump months? The tiger grotto wall could/should have been higher, but that doesn't mean the search for the facts ends there. The family of Carlos Sousa Jr. also would like to know more of the events of that day. San Francisco is blessed with more than its fair share of excellent employees at the city attorney office, but it looks like their hunt for evidence of the truth of what occurred is going to be a long slog. </p>

<p>So far, Dennis Herrera is ahead on points. To be continued.</p>

<p>Update: There is some dispute as to whether <a href="http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/politics/2008/01/fighting_like_tigers.html">the "kids"</a> will be charged for any activity on Christmas Day. The latest appears to be that <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/01/07/MNI4UARH1.DTL&amp;tsp=1">no decision has yet been made</a>, which makes sense. It's still early. As far as <a href="http://www.montereyherald.com/ci_7827435?nclick_check=1">other charges from 2007 per the Monterey County Herald</a>:</p>

<blockquote>Paul Dhaliwal was arrested for being drunk in public on March 24 after being seen allegedly drinking beer and smoking marijuana at an In-N-Out Burger on Capitol Expressway. He was sentenced to attend 10 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. On Sept. 7, Paul and Kulbir Dhaliwal were arrested in charges of public drunkenness. Paul Dhaliwal was also charged with misdemeanor resisting arrest. They have a Jan. 15 court date.</blockquote>

<p></p><i>Photo Credit: U.S. Marine Corps (Seriously. Semper Fi)</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tiger Beat: Dennis Herrera vs. Mark Geragos -- It's On!]]></title><description><![CDATA[What's on the cell phones of those who survived the recent tiger attack?]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/04/tiger_beat_denn/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24328344ad066cdcfa17ce</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[cell phones]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christmas Day]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Attorney]]></category><category><![CDATA[dennis herrera]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fox]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fox News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jim Herd]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mark Geragos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[sfpd]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><category><![CDATA[the police]]></category><category><![CDATA[tiger]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jim]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:32:39 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry140898_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188302.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry140898_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188302.jpg" alt="Tiger Beat: Dennis Herrera vs. Mark Geragos -- It's On!"><p>What useful information could these cellies contain? Contact numbers and pictures, maybe? It seems like a fair idea that representatives from the office of Mark Geragos (a <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,320429,00.html">Fox News Loser of the Week</a>!) and the City Attorney's Office take a gander at these things at the same time. That's the proposal. How will Geragos reply? Tune in next week. </p>

<p>(In other news, Michael Jackson is <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=128073&amp;page=1">not a freak, in any sense of the word</a>.)  </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Norman Hsu Gets Three Years In the Slammer]]></title><description><![CDATA[Denied.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/04/norman_hsu_gets/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24328444ad066cdcfa1850</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[China]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fiona Ma]]></category><category><![CDATA[forehead]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kamala Harris]]></category><category><![CDATA[laxtex]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor Gavin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor Gavin Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[Norman Hsu]]></category><category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[ponzi]]></category><category><![CDATA[prison]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Mateo]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Mateo County]]></category><category><![CDATA[scheme]]></category><category><![CDATA[sentenced]]></category><category><![CDATA[Superior Court]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:38:32 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry140859_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188273.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry140859_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188273.jpg" alt="Norman Hsu Gets Three Years In the Slammer"><p>Denied. </p>

<p>Democratic fundraiser Norman Hsu - who helped raised cash for <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/31/gavin_jennifer.php">Mayor Gavin Newsom</a>, Kamala Harris, Fiona Ma, Hillary Clinton, and <a href="http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1700132,00.html">the victorious Barack Obama</a> - was <a href="http://cbs5.com/local/hsu.prison.fraud.2.623338.html">sentenced to three years in prison today</a> for defrauding investors of nearly $1 million over 15 years ago. He was ordered to spend a sojourn behind bars after a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzi_scheme">Ponzi scheme</a> involving latex gloves. This case is separate from a "separate federal complaint ... by the U.S. Attorney's Office in New York [where] Hsu is charged with a $60 million Ponzi scheme involving high-end apparel from China."</p>

<p>We really need to get in on this Ponzi racket. It sounds totally worth it. And we can find a seamless escape plan in 15 years time.</p>

<p>Hsu, <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/09/05/have_you_seen_t.php">as you might remember</a>, was on the lam for a while back last year, after failing to appear in San Mateo County Superior Court appearance for the latex scheme. He was found on an Amtrack train, dazed and ill, headed east. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[This Week in Le Rock: December 10-16]]></title><description><![CDATA[Starting out this week, Peck the Town Crier is celebrating his sophomore CD, Groundhog's Day by performing at Pier 23. You can hang out with this San Franciscan native from 7:30-10:30 for absolutely n...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/12/10/this_week_in_le_2/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24349b44ad066cdcfb282e</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bottom of the Hill]]></category><category><![CDATA[CD]]></category><category><![CDATA[chicago]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chicagoist]]></category><category><![CDATA[colbiecalliat]]></category><category><![CDATA[David]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Bazan]]></category><category><![CDATA[davidbazan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hyde St]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[peckthetowncrier]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phillyist]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pier]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Franciscan]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><category><![CDATA[this week]]></category><category><![CDATA[This Week in Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[thisweekinrock]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wednesday]]></category><category><![CDATA[West Coast]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Spencer Williams]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry136731_thumb-thumb-640xauto-172009.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry136731_thumb-thumb-640xauto-172009.jpg" alt="This Week in Le Rock: December 10-16"><p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/davidbazan">David Bazan</a> is traveling up the West Coast before he jumps over Europe to finish his tour. He'll be stopping in at the Bottom of the Hill, where he'll play his witty folk/rock consisting of songs off his recent EP, <em>Fewer Moving Parts</em>. The first words off the song "Selling Advertising" asks the music critic, "You're so creative with your reviews/Of what other people do/How satisfying that must be for you." But at the end he tells his listener, "You can always start a band with me." Now we don't think you should bring your guitar or harmonica to the gig on Wednesday night, but come prepared to listen to some creative singer/songwriter magic - he's #85 in <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/2976/feature/music/pastes_100_best_living_songwriters">Paste's Top 100 living singer/songwriters</a>. Pretty damn good.</p>

<p>Thursday night, Popscene is in full-force with the Chicago-based pop band, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_(band)">Office</a>. Now we know that you'll have to tivo <a href="http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/">The Office</a> to go, but we think this Office is worth it. It seems that the folks over at <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/10/11/office_space.php">Chicagoist and Phillyist</a> are totally digging it and after Phillyist saw them, they were <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/10/18/a_night_at_the.php">completely head-over-heels</a> for them. We think you can trust them.</p>

<p><em>To read the full listings, take the jump...</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[SFist's Film du Jour]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bush Man Scares People - Watch more free videos Sure, he's old news, but his comedy is timeless. That's right, timeless. As much as we love The Office and 30 Rock, nothing pleases us more than the AFV...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/11/28/sfists_film_du/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24245544ad066cdcf2d413</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[30 Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[America]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bush Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[bushes]]></category><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[fisherman's wharf]]></category><category><![CDATA[fishermanswharf]]></category><category><![CDATA[guy]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[scares]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:15:01 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTQyOTE1">
<embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTQyOTE1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></object><br><font size="1"><a href="http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=142915">Bush Man Scares People</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font></p>

<p>Sure, he's old news, but his comedy is timeless. That's right, <em>timeless</em>. As much as we love <em>The Office</em> and <em>30 Rock</em>, nothing pleases us more than the <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Funniest_Home_Videos">AFV</a></em>-ish antics of people either falling on their asses or having the crap scared out of them. Do take a moment to enjoy the latter. </p>

<p>(And people even pay him for it! Brilliant.)<br>
</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Smash-and-Grabs Slowed]]></title><description><![CDATA[Perhaps in an effort to appease the masses for screwing them over on insane parking ticket allocations, the San Francisco Police Department, the Mayor's Office, and city prosecutors are working togeth...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/11/27/the_fuzz_to_bus/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242a8844ad066cdcf5ff23</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[boosts]]></category><category><![CDATA[crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><category><![CDATA[grab]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[parking]]></category><category><![CDATA[parking ticket]]></category><category><![CDATA[police]]></category><category><![CDATA[Police Department]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[san francisco police department]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf examiner]]></category><category><![CDATA[sfpd]]></category><category><![CDATA[smash]]></category><category><![CDATA[smashandgrab]]></category><category><![CDATA[the city]]></category><category><![CDATA[the program]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:10:45 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry135189_thumb-thumb-640xauto-170386.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry135189_thumb-thumb-640xauto-170386.jpg" alt="Smash-and-Grabs Slowed"><p>Perhaps in an effort to appease the masses for screwing them over on insane parking ticket allocations, the San Francisco Police Department, the Mayor's Office, and city prosecutors are working together to stop the city's most "overlooked crime": smash-and-grab auto burglaries. (Also known as "<a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-1070407~Police_busting_San_Francisco_s_onslaught_of_car_burglaries.html">Boosts.</a>" Oh, that's fun name!)</p>

<p>With an average of 41 smash-and-grabs per day in SF, the Mayor's office created a special task force that arrests one boost-happy hoodlum per week, preventing "at least 10 to 20 [break-ins] per week," according Lt. Dave Lazar, who went on to say that "[o]ne person doesn’t break into just one car. They move on and target more." Which? True. We never thought of it that way. Booters are certainly tenacious, it seems.</p>

<p>SF Examiner's positively fellating article on the drop claims that since the Mayor's Office launched the program in September, it has "contributed to a 22 percent drop in incidents reported between October of this year (1,068) and October 2006. (1,373)." This, yes, is something to be proud of, for sure. But it runs the risk of ruining the glass-bit collage we've been working on, but...whatever. </p>

<p>And the best place to park in SF? A guarded, locked up garage, of course. And the worst place to park according to SFPD and Gav's Office? Find out after the jump!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Which SF Supe Is the Idiot -- Well, the Bigger Idiot]]></title><description><![CDATA[We came across this wonderful blind item over at <a href="http://valleywag.com/tech/blind-item/which-sf-politico-needs-to-study-american-history-322245.php">ValleyWag</a>  (via <a href="http://www.ove...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/11/13/which_sf_supe/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24250c44ad066cdcf32ce7</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Hall]]></category><category><![CDATA[Declaration of Independence]]></category><category><![CDATA[gays]]></category><category><![CDATA[history]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Doe]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Hancock]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[Overheard]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:45:55 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry133277_thumb-thumb-640xauto-168793.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry133277_thumb-thumb-640xauto-168793.jpg" alt="Which SF Supe Is the Idiot -- Well, the Bigger Idiot"><p>We came across this wonderful blind item over at <a href="http://valleywag.com/tech/blind-item/which-sf-politico-needs-to-study-american-history-322245.php">ValleyWag</a>  (via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005580.html">Overheard in the Office</a>). It seems that someone on the Board of Supes doesn't know the difference between a placeholder name and their signature, euphemistically. Do you know who it was? We're going to go ahead sweepingly generalize that it was either Ammiano or Dufty, because gays only care about little boys and baggies, shiny objects, and unicorns. </p>

<blockquote>Council member: I heard you need my John Doe on something.<br>
<br>
Clerk: I need your signature on some documents.<br>
<br>
Council member: Yeah, my John Doe.<br>
<br>
Clerk, laughing: You mean your John Hancock -- John Doe is an anonymous dead body. [Council member looks puzzled.] John Hancock has the biggest signature on the Declaration of Independence -- that's where the term comes from.<br>
<br>
Council member: Oh.<br>
<br>
<br>
City Hall<br>
San Francisco, California</blockquote>

<p>(Also, feel free to use the above image as your desktop background, or as the basis of an embroidered pillow.)</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>