<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[ninerssuck - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>ninerssuck - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 20:00:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/ninerssuck/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[49ers Collapse Late Yet Again, Suffer Home Loss to Lions on Monday]]></title><description><![CDATA[Given everything this team has accomplished over the years, it seems reasonable to not believe that they would actually choke against a conference rival in front of their fans, for the third time this season. Right?]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2024/12/31/49ers-collapse-in-4th-quarter-versus-lions/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">67744996c7870a68a75fb6da</guid><category><![CDATA[Bay Area Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[Niners]]></category><category><![CDATA[49ers]]></category><category><![CDATA[football season]]></category><category><![CDATA[ninerssuck]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Virgil Aspen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 22:15:00 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2024/12/49ers-dec-30-2024.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/2024/12/49ers-dec-30-2024.jpg" alt="49ers Collapse Late Yet Again, Suffer Home Loss to Lions on Monday"><p>It definitely stings having solid veterans like left tackle Colton McKivitz and fullback Kyle Juszczyk unavailable, on top of losing three starting offensive linemen for the season's final two games after last week's loss to the Dolphins.</p><p>Still, there was reason to feel slightly optimistic going into this week's game against the top-seeded Detroit Lions.</p><p>Most notably, future Hall of Fame edge rusher Nick Bosa and former All-Pro safety Talanoa Hufanga both made a full return from injury for this game. Outside of that, promising rookie running back Isaac Guerendo and defensive end Leonard Floyd were also slated to return.</p><p>For most of the game, those hopes were well-founded. The 49ers, led by quarterback Brock Purdy, were tied or in the lead up until the closing seconds of the third-quarter. Game-changing penalties and generally poor execution, two other problems plaguing the 49ers this season, found themselves conspicuously absent, bar one overthrown Purdy pass that led to an interception in the third-quarter.</p><p>Even though the team continued to be completely unable to run the football, Purdy was still playing better than he had in weeks, and the defense was holding up to quite a reasonable degree.</p><p>Going into the fourth-quarter trailing only by three points, one would think that they'd surely find a way to retake the momentum and win. The Shanahan-era 49ers have done this many times before, including last year's NFC Championship against this very same Lions team.</p><p>Given everything this team has accomplished over the years, it seems reasonable to not believe that they would actually choke against a conference rival in front of their fans for <em><a href="https://ninerswire.usatoday.com/lists/the-good-and-the-bad-from-the-49ers-ugly-loss-to-the-cardinals-24-23/">the third time</a> this <a href="https://www.49erswebzone.com/articles/186224-recap-seahawks-game-winning-mistake-filled-slugfest/">season</a>. </em>Right?</p><p>Apparently not.</p><p>Jake Moody, the kicker for the 49ers who has struggled all season to hit field goals, missed his second field goal of the night to begin the fourth-quarter. This mistake led swiftly to a successful field goal from the Lions that increased their lead to six.</p><p>With time winding down on the clock, the 49ers desperately needed to score a touchdown to prevent the game from getting out of hand. Six plays later, at midfield, Purdy looked to be leading a promising drive that would put his team right back in control of the game.</p><p>Then, Lions safety Kerby Joseph successfully read Purdy's eyes and jumped a crossing route, leading to another interception. On the ensuing drive, the 49ers defense, at the worst possible moment, decided to fall back into their previous ways and give up an easy touchdown to the Lions.</p><p>Despite these setbacks, the game was not yet over. The 49ers managed a quick touchdown with less than a minute remaining, despite Purdy leaving the field due to an elbow injury. Moody just needed to pull off a successful onside kick right after to give the 49ers a chance at a game-winning drive.</p><p>Unfortunately, the Lions ended up recovering the kick, effectively sealing the game away.</p><p>After the game, Head Coach Kyle Shanahan, who has staunchly defended Moody throughout the season, said at the postgame presser that the team is "already evaluating [the kicker position]."</p><p>Shanahan also said that Purdy's injury does not appear to be serious, but that he will probably miss next week's season finale against the Arizona Cardinals.</p><p>Moody, for his part, seems to be taking everything in stride.</p><p>"It’s next kick mentality regardless of what happened prior,” Moody<a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/jake-moodys-struggles-kyle-shanahan-080109118.html"> stated to the media</a>. “Make it, miss it, game-winner, game-losing kick, you got to move on to the next kick because that’s the only one that matters.”</p><p>Interestingly enough, the strangest twist of the week didn't involve anybody I've already mentioned in this story, but Lions kicker Jake Bates.</p><p>Bates, after a successful fourth-quarter field goal, was seen stretching in a manner that made him look like he was dry humping the football field on a nationally televised broadcast.</p><p>The video clip, which was shown multiple times by ESPN's live broadcast, has since gone viral on social media.</p><p>"Jake Bates and the turf both need a cigarette after this," <a href="https://x.com/JimmyLiaoMD/status/1873940934909718996">wrote one Lions fan on X</a>.</p><p><strong><a href="https://sfist.com/49ers/">All previous 49ers coverage on SFist.</a></strong></p><p><em>Top image: SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 30: Brock Purdy #13 of the San Francisco 49ers celebrates after scoring a touchdown during an NFL Football game against the Detroit Lions at Levi's Stadium on December 30, 2024 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Michael Owens/Getty Images)</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nobody's Really Crazy About a Sharp Dressed Man]]></title><description><![CDATA[With the Niners sinking like John McCain's Presidential campaign, the inevitable finger pointing has begun.  After all, the team has not gotten better, but actually regressed from last year and you co...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/11/09/be_like_mike/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24324844ad066cdcf9f3cd</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[49ers]]></category><category><![CDATA[49erssuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alex Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Betting Fool]]></category><category><![CDATA[football]]></category><category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Nolan]]></category><category><![CDATA[nikenolan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Niners]]></category><category><![CDATA[ninerssuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area Sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:11:39 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry132728_thumb-thumb-640xauto-168329.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry132728_thumb-thumb-640xauto-168329.jpg" alt="Nobody's Really Crazy About a Sharp Dressed Man"><p>With the Niners sinking like John McCain's Presidential campaign, the inevitable finger pointing has begun.  After all, the team has not gotten better, but actually regressed from last year and you could argue that the team has regressed even farther to 2004-2005 levels of suckitude.  So the question being asked is who the heck is to blame.</p>

<p>The inevitable target?  Mike Nolan.</p>

<p>He's actually a big target.  A big, fat, painted bull’s-eye, "Kick Me" sign target.  It's his team, his players, his philosophy, and pretty much his everything.  Since taking over, Nolan has overseen everything on the team, from players and drafts to cheerleaders.  Well, maybe not cheerleaders but you get the point and if we were a coach, we'd think about doing that.</p>

<p>There are various theories out there explaining all the recent Niners problems.  One of them is just that he's a horrible talent evaluator, especially on the offensive side.  Alex Smith just might not be that good and those Wide Receivers he brought on this season have done absolutely, positively nothing.  Another theory is that as a defensive guy, his basic philosophy is offense schmoffense.  Thus the boring, conservative, yawn-worthy offense.  Then there's the idea that he takes on just too much work and that if anything, somebody needs to step into a GM/President role to relieve Nolan of doing too much.  </p>

<p>Let's see, what else is there...the Betting Fool wonders if Nolan is <a href="http://links.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/08/30/fool522.DTL">too tightly wound</a> and as a result, the team is starting to chafe under his tight-ass ways.  And, finally, there's just this... he's just a plain old lousy coach.  Which could actually be true.</p>

<p>In all honesty, we don't know what's up.  The debate right now seems to be over whether to get rid of Nolan now or give him one more year.  We’re thinking keep him for one more year, but with less responsibility, but what do we know?  Damnit, Jim, we're a blogger, not a football owner.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>