First off, if you're a motivated A-type, or a B-type on meth, then you should head down to Beau Bonneau casting today (or Monday) to try out for "The Apprentice." We think even the faintest opportunity to take a peak under The Donald's hairpiece is reason enough, don't you? Call 415.249.9383 and leave your name, two phone numbers, your education, your employer and tell them why you could "make it in the boardroom." For......

Mac Dre, the Vallejo rapper shot in Kansas City last week, was laid to rest yesterday at the Mountain View cemetary in Oakland. Unfortunately, the funeral home, which only seats 100, was not able to accommodate all the members of Mac Dre's family and fans who wanted to pay their final respects, and only family members whose named appeared on the official list were allowed in. ...

the local chapter of the League is sponsoring an event called 40 Parties in 40 Nights, to keep awareness about the election high in the upcoming few weeks. Party number 1 will be on Sunday the 26th, at Kelly's Mission Rock, and the musical entertainment includes reggae band The People, and DJs Deepcee and Danielle, plus "special guests." No one will be turned away for lack of funds, but they're suggesting a donation of $10-20, which will be used to fund the League's road trips to Reno to lobby undecided voters in the Keep Nevada Blue campaigns....