Prince Harry goes to war and stuff. Or something like that. We didn't get much farther than the picture at right. [SFBG]Check out a most brilliant car crash in Noe Valley. [Curbed]Obama, McCain looks like theyhe'll take it. But you knew that already. Well, that was a surprise. [SFGate]Tomorrow is "D" Day. [InsideSFPD]SFBG & SF Weekly wait patiently to hear who wins I-told-you-so sniveling rights. [SFBG, SF Weekly]Bust report #301: line cuts. Oh, Muni, you......

The closing of Ginger's Trois makes us want to go on a shooting rampage, but alternatives might very well exist to the beloved, downtown, homosexually-inclined bar? [Yelp]And yet another setback to having genital herpes. [SFGate]Oops. [Eater]Napa fire claims the lives of two adults and two kids. [CBS 5]What the candidates like to eat, and what makes them want to vomit. (Also, rib-eye steak on the grill? Shut up, Mike Huckabee.) [CHOW]Oh, we're extending the......