<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[masterbation - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>masterbation - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 22:24:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/masterbation/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Links: Stabbing Near SF Homeless Shelter Puts Victim in Hospital, Suspect Arrested]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Milpitas restaurant was temporarily shut down after an employee was filmed throwing meat on the ground; Amazon is issuing refunds to qualified Prime customers from a recent settlement with the FTC; and a suspect was arrested in connection to a stabbing near 700 Hyde Street in SF.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2025/11/22/saturday-links-stabbing-near-sf-youth-homeless-shelter-puts-victim-in-hospital-suspect-arrested-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">69220343ff69f83526ae8d68</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[morning links]]></category><category><![CDATA[stabbing]]></category><category><![CDATA[homeless youth]]></category><category><![CDATA[homeless shelter]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cannabis]]></category><category><![CDATA[davis]]></category><category><![CDATA[milpitas]]></category><category><![CDATA[pho]]></category><category><![CDATA[code violations]]></category><category><![CDATA[indecent exposure]]></category><category><![CDATA[crocker amazon park]]></category><category><![CDATA[masterbation]]></category><category><![CDATA[offshore oil drilling]]></category><category><![CDATA[sonoma county]]></category><category><![CDATA[windsor]]></category><category><![CDATA[amazon]]></category><category><![CDATA[settlement]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Leanne Maxwell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2025 18:49:15 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2025/11/Bus-Stop-Market-Stockton-Leanne-Maxwell.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<ul><li><strong>A stabbing occurred Friday around 7 pm outside the Lower Polk TAY Navigation Center at 700 Hyde Street, a shelter for 18- to 27-year-olds transitioning out of homelessness.</strong> The victim was sent to the hospital with life-threatening injuries, and police arrested a suspect, David Tagata, 22, of SF, who was booked into the San Francisco County Jail. [<a href="https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/stabbing-youth-shelter-21202013.php">Chronicle</a>, <a href="https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/1-hospitalized-1-arrested-in-san-francisco-stabbing/">KRON4</a>]</li><li><strong>A prosecutor wants to introduce cannabis-induced psychosis as a new “mental-state theory” in the case against Carlos Reales Dominguez who allegedly stabbed three people in Davis, California, in 2023.</strong> This is in spite of Dominguez already being evaluated and diagnosed with schizophrenia by eight psychologists and psychiatrists, for which he’s received treatment for the past two years. [<a href="https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/cannabis-psychosis-theory-davis-stabbing-spree-21201642.php">SFGate</a>, <a href="https://www.kcra.com/article/deadly-davis-stabbing-carlos-dominguez-new-theory/69503262">KRCA</a>]</li><li>A worker performing maintenance in the South Bay city of Milpitas captured a video of an employee at nearby restaurant, Pho Love, slamming a rack of ribs on the ground in the parking lot, which resulted in an unfavorable inspection and the temporary shutdown of the establishment. [<a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/pho-love-milpitas-meat-video-health-inspection/3985361/">NBC Bay Area</a>]</li></ul><div align="center" style="width:100%; max-width:100%">
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</div><p></p><ul><li>Students at Sonoma County’s Windsor Middle School found a loaded gun Friday during a field trip to Foothill Regional Park, which police suspect was hidden during an investigation of a nearby car crash in October. [<a href="https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/bay-area-middle-schoolers-find-loaded-gun-during-field-trip-to-public-park/">KRON4</a>]</li><li>As part of a recent $2.5 billion settlement over Amazon’s alleged misleading Prime enrollment process, the company has begun sending out automatic refunds to customers who signed up between June 23, 2019, and June 23, 2025 — and used three or fewer Prime services in any 12-month period, which should hit customers’ PayPal or VenMo accounts by December 24. [<a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/amazon-prime-refunds-settlement-payment-how-long/">CBS News</a>]</li></ul><p><em>Image: Leanne Maxwell/SFist</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[[insert bestiality joke here]]]></title><description><![CDATA[They do crazy things over in Sacramento. Take, for example, <a href="http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/23/2008/07/15/175x131/Pecor.jpg">Kelly Pecor</a> who was arrested last night after his sister caught...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/07/15/insert_bestiality_joke_here/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24264144ad066cdcf3cf9d</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[canine]]></category><category><![CDATA[crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[dog]]></category><category><![CDATA[masterbation]]></category><category><![CDATA[rape]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sacramento]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:40:49 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They do crazy things over in Sacramento. Take, for example, <a href="http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/23/2008/07/15/175x131/Pecor.jpg">Kelly Pecor</a> who was arrested last night after his sister caught him using her five-month-old bulldog, Chateau, for masterbatory purposes. Sis made a citizens arrest and now her brother faces charges of sexual assault on an animal. Pecor is also a noted registered sex offender with a <a href="http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov/cgi/prosoma.dll?zoomAction=Box&amp;zoomAction=clickcenter&amp;zoomAction=clickoffender&amp;lastName=Pecor&amp;firstName=&amp;Address=&amp;City=&amp;zipcode=&amp;searchDistance=.75&amp;City2=&amp;countyLocation=&amp;zipcode2=&amp;SelectCounty=&amp;ParkName=&amp;searchDistance2=.75&amp;City3=&amp;zipcode3=&amp;countyLocation3=&amp;schoolName=&amp;searchDistance3=.75&amp;City4=&amp;zipcode4=&amp;countyLocation4=&amp;refineID=&amp;pan=&amp;distacross=107211&amp;centerlat=38409907&amp;centerlon=-121514242&amp;starlat=&amp;starlon=&amp;startext=&amp;x1=&amp;y1=&amp;x2=&amp;y2=&amp;mapwidth=525&amp;mapheight=400&amp;zoom=&amp;searchBy=namelist&amp;id=&amp;docountycitylist=2&amp;OFDTYPE=&amp;lang=ENGLISH">history of child molestation</a>. Read more about the canine copulation <a href="http://cbs5.com/local/dog.masturbating.sex.2.771785.html">here</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your Hand-y Guide to Sunday’s Masturbate-a-Thon]]></title><description><![CDATA[(By <a href="http://www.bluegrassravebackroom.com/">Joe Kukura</a>)]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/05/23/your_handy_guid/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24274544ad066cdcf4533b</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[italicized for the slow]]></category><category><![CDATA[masterbate]]></category><category><![CDATA[masterbation]]></category><category><![CDATA[Masturbate-a-Thon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Memorial Day]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[weekend]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 11:34:32 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry163199_thumb-thumb-640xauto-206736.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry163199_thumb-thumb-640xauto-206736.jpg" alt="Your Hand-y Guide to Sunday’s Masturbate-a-Thon"><p>(By <a href="http://www.bluegrassravebackroom.com/">Joe Kukura</a>)</p>

<p>We just <em>got off</em> the phone with <a href="http://www.carolqueen.com/">Carol Queen</a>, who is <em>gripped</em> in preparations for this Sunday’s seventh annual <a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/">Masturbate-a-Thon</a> – where good folks publicly drop trou and raise money by seeing who can masturbate the longest, climax most often, and ejaculate the furthest. Things are really <em>coming together</em> for Sunday’s proceedings, with your hosts <a href="http://www.nina.com/">Nina Hartley</a> and <a href="http://www.sfboylesque.com/">SF Boylesque</a>, and live performances by <a href="http://www.feminapotens.org/">Madison Young</a>, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/dirtylittleshowtunes">Tom Orr</a>, <a href="http://www.sadielune.com/">Sadie Lune</a>, and loads of other local erotica superstars. </p>

<p>The Masturbate-a-Thon is a <em>stand-up</em> cause, raising money for the <a href="http://www.sexandculture.org/">Center for Sex and Culture</a>’s public library and ongoing curriculum of classes and seminars. “We don’t get any big foundation funding or government grants, so we do rely on our community,” says Dr. Queen, who along with her <em>right-hand man</em> Dr. Robert Lawrence have set up separate male-only, female-only, and mixed-gender areas as well as a <em>live stream</em> of the event for those wishing to <a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/liveFeeds.php">catch the webcast</a>. This may not be the most traditional method of fundraising – <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon">just looking at some previous years</a>’ world records kinda makes our crotch sore --   but as Dr. Queen says, “We’ll try to continue to be as subversive as we can.” </p>

<p><em><a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/">Masturbate-a-Thon</a> // Sunday, May 25</em></p>

<p><em>3 p.m. //<a href="http://www.sexandculture.org/"> Center for Sex and Culture</a> (1519 Mission St.) // $20 </em></p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>