We here at SFist make no secret about our respect and understanding for Mary-Kate Olsen, the tissue-thin billionairess cum fashion icon whose style, wit, and dwindling frame knows no limits. Which is why, holding back tears of white-hot rage, we bring you Very Mary-Kate, the unofficial biography of MK, a new web-series created by the exceptionally cruel Elaine Carroll. more ›

When some of us were still young boys but already chronic insomniacs, we began to demonstrate a talent for obsessive list making. While some precocious and intelligent children stayed up past their bedtimes reading The Red Badge of Courage under the covers with a flashlight, we spent those wee hours making never-ending lists of things that we desired with an all-consuming passion: rooms filled with trampolines, shopping sprees at K.B. Toys (we were obsessed with the idea of having a shopping spree anywhere, really; it could have been at Sears for all we cared), comprehensive psychoanalysis--- the list literally went on and on. more ›

Well then. Does the same go for The Biggest Loser? Because we love that show. more ›

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Australia-born actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his NYC apartment today. It is reported that he allegedly died of either a drug overdose or hanging at Mary-Kate Olsen's apartment. More details as they come in. Sad. Very much so. Read more about the actor here and here. more ›

--...and as promised, here's the back of the Ed Jew calendar, from reader Jake. Thanks, Jake! Irony alert! Can you guys see the "please contact me if you have problems or if issues concern you" tagline? more ›

--Google stock hits $509.65/share, making it the second most valuable company in Silicon Valley behind Cisco. Apple also hits a record high. more ›

On Monday night, the War-droops begin a three-game home stand. It couldn't come at a better time. more ›