Tiger attack emergency 911 calls released. [ABC 7]Totally! Macworld Expo's banners blow. Hard. And not in a good way. [Curbed] MAPI is hard. [eWEEK]"Flesh-eating, sexually-transmitted bacteria" hitting SF? Oh dear. [io9] MacBook Air Biscuit unveiled. (Tee hee.) [Laughing Squid]Joyce Slaton hearts gun-shaped egg fryers. And so should you. [CHOW] AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez......

Here's todays sports news...

Today was the annual blessing day for taxis and taxi drivers across SF. (Wait, magic water on Yellow Cab? No! Yellow Cab should burn in the hell!) "Twenty-six drivers" have died on the job since 1947, which is, like, totally sad, but we love the Examiner's dismissive tone about said statisitc, saying "[t]hat's just over one death every two years." A mere drop in the bucket, really. (Hey, come write for SFist, anonymous Examiner......

-- Giants win 5-4. [Chron] -- Bonds and corporate sponsors = oil and water. [Examiner] -- Horror movie remakes. [Chron] -- Aboard the S.S. Jeremiah O'Brien. [Laughing Squid] -- San Jose cockfighting blocked. [Chron] -- Missing Sonoma State University woman found dead in her SUV. [CBS5] -- "Manhunt 2" good to go. [Reuters]......