-Everyone in Hayward mourns the shooting of two four year old cousins. more ›

Lacrosse players! Two members of the San Jose Stealth suffered minor stab wounds after getting in a bar fight outside the Britannia Arms pub. The players said someone spit in their face, and then as they tried to leave the bar, they got jumped by a group of 8 guys. We had no idea there even were professional lacrosse players, let alone a team in the area! Sketch of suspect here. Our favorite flavor: schadenfreunde. Two guys bust into a Benicia bank wearing ski masks and brandishing semi-automatics. "Get down on the floor! Give us your money!" Well, it turns out the bank was actually a credit union, where all the money is immediately deposited into a huge locked vault that none of the employees know how to open. The robbers were forced to leave without any cash, and were then promptly arrested outside. And the authorities are looking for a confused 60-year-old woman who was discharged by herself around 5:30 a.m. Monday monring from the San Mateo Medical Center and became lost. The woman suffers from Alzheimer's and seizures. Her family is unhappy with the hospital for not calling a relative to come pick her up. Meanwhile, the woman was seen on Wednesday in Pacifica by her childhood home, asking when her father got home. Later that day, she was seen in the Mission, where a homeless-shelter driver picked her up and gave her something to eat in the Tenderloin. Elysse McCormick is 5'2", 118 pounds, with hazel eyes, straight shoulder-length brown hair, and was last seen wearing black sweats. She may have on glasses as well. If you have any information, call the San Mateo PD at 650-522-7650. more ›