Reporting from spa-side in Santa Ana, it's your American Football Spectacular preview of the next rung of pain on the agony ladder that is the 49ers' '07 season....

Like football? Like dancing? Are you lacking a Y chromosome and willing to be judged almost entirely by your bubbly appearance? Then becoming a professional cheerleader could be right up your alley, and lucky for you, the San Jose SaberCats of the Arena Football League are looking to bolster their corps of SaberKittens for the upcoming AFL season. While you may not make as much money as your peers the Raiderettes or the, uh,......