<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[Kimmel - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>Kimmel - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:27:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/kimmel/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[When The Lights Go Down In The City]]></title><description><![CDATA[<?php @include "http://www.gothamistllc.com/contest/contestcode.php?id=274&source=$PHP_SELF&status=$status"; ?>]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/08/30/its_been_a_long/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2422f844ad066cdcf215c5</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[At Cafe Du Nord]]></category><category><![CDATA[Audio]]></category><category><![CDATA[Blaqk Audio]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bottom of the Hill]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cafe du Nord]]></category><category><![CDATA[contest]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dark Horse]]></category><category><![CDATA[Du Nord]]></category><category><![CDATA[Giveaways]]></category><category><![CDATA[Happy Hollows]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Vanderslice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kimmel]]></category><category><![CDATA[lights]]></category><category><![CDATA[local music]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><category><![CDATA[Out Room]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rescue Me]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Happy Hollows]]></category><category><![CDATA[this week]]></category><category><![CDATA[tonight]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tonight Popscene]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[krissy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:19:14 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry122117_thumb-thumb-640xauto-83566.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry122117_thumb-thumb-640xauto-83566.jpg" alt="When The Lights Go Down In The City"><p><u>This week's show recommendations:</u>  Tonight Popscene presents the live world premiere of <a href="http://www.blaqkaudio.com"><strong>Blaqk Audio</strong></a>, the new collaboration between Davey Havok and Jade Puget of <strong>AFI</strong>.  At Make-Out Room see a trio of local "The" bands:  <strong>The Passionistas</strong>, <strong>The Happy Hollows</strong> and <strong>The Dont's</strong>.  We're pretty big fans of <a href="http://www.myspace.com/astallaslions"><strong>As Tall As Lions</strong></a>' self-titled debut record, but we haven't had a chance to see them live yet, unless that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSSaCtoe5aY">performance we watched on Jimmy Kimmel</a> counts.  Lucky for all of us, they're playing on Friday night at Bottom of the Hill with <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mae"><strong>Mae</strong></a> and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/dearandtheheadlights"><strong>Dear And The Headlights</strong></a>.  At Cafe Du Nord, see some local music by <a href="http://www.thevue.com/bellavista"><strong>Bellavista</strong></a>, <a href="http://www.lovelikefire.com/"><strong>LoveLikeFire</strong></a> and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/rescuemesf"><strong>Rescue Me</strong></a>.  LoveLikeFire just released a brand new EP this week called <em>Ocean In The Air</em> which you can listen to in its entirety <a href="http://www.lovelikefire.com/music.php">on their website</a>.  </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[<i>American Fusion</i>]]></title><description><![CDATA[<A href="http://www.americanfusionthemovie.com/">]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/08/21/american_fusion/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24229944ad066cdcf1e2b2</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arts+Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[berkeley]]></category><category><![CDATA[comments]]></category><category><![CDATA[elderly]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Karate Kid]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kimmel]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[NYPD]]></category><category><![CDATA[NYPD Blue]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pat Morita]]></category><category><![CDATA[Patton Oswald]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category><category><![CDATA[SFist Wendy]]></category><category><![CDATA[strike]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sundance]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sundance Kabuki]]></category><category><![CDATA[theater]]></category><category><![CDATA[Theatre]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:17:08 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry120831_thumb-thumb-640xauto-84634.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry120831_thumb-thumb-640xauto-84634.jpg" alt="<i>American Fusion</i>"><p> </p>

<p>Even though there's no film fests in town, we stopped by the movie theater and checked out <a href="http://www.americanfusionthemovie.com/"><i>American Fusion</i></a>, which opened this past weekend at the <a href="http://www.sundancecinemas.com/kabuki.html">Sundance Kabuki</a>.  This film totally reminded us of a <strike><a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/jimmykimmel/index.html">Jimmy Kimmel</a></strike> <a href="http://www.punchlinemagazine.com/index.php?page=live_review_patton_oswalt3478908">Patton Oswald</a> joke we heard a few years ago that references the breaks one gets upon growing older.  </p>

<p>Well, the wickedly funny Taiwanese grandmother, played by Lan Yeung, was not 100 (which according to Oswald, entitles one to kill anyone with their bare hands if possible), but close enough.  She had us doubled over many many times throughout this film with her irreverent (and very unabashed) cultural stereotyping.  If you’ve ever had a grandparent or elderly relative who resorts to blackmailing you into compliance with their not-so-subtle threats that they’re gonna kick the bucket any day now - or if you’ve ever had to witness their inappropriate ethnic comments (to put it nicely) in public -- then you know exactly what we’re talking about.  </p>

<p>It’s not just about Grandma, though.  <i>American Fusion</i> is an in your face portrait of intergenerational family conflict that almost anyone can relate to in part (and some probably all too well).  It features former <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106079/"><i>NYPD Blue</i></a> hottie <a href="http://www.esaimorales.com/">Esai Morales</a> (what’s the latest on his <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/24/AR2007072400512.html">legal woes</a>?!), aka Dr. Martinez, the Mexican dentist who steps directly into granny’s path when he makes a move on her middle-age daughter, Yvonne (Sylvia Chang).  There are plenty of cameos in the film, including one by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Morita">Pat Morita</a> (<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/25/obit.morita.ap/index.html">R.I.P.</a>), the beloved Mr. Miyagi from <a href="http://www.fast-rewind.com/kkid/"><i>The Karate Kid</i></a>.</p>

<p><i>American Fusion</i> continues at the <a href="http://www.sundancecinemas.com/kabuki.html">Sundance Kabuki</a>, and opens this Friday at the <a href="http://www.movietickets.com/house_detail.asp?exid=met&amp;house_id=1206">Oaks Theatre</a> in Berkeley.</p>

<p>p.s.  Any word on when the new Sundance café (that replaced <a href="http://www.pastapomodoro.com/">Pasta Pomodoro</a>) next to the theater is gonna get its liquor license?  It’s about time!</p>

<p><i>SFist Wendy, contributing.</i></p><i>SFist Wendy's <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/05/05/sfiff_the_road_to_san_diego.php">back</a> <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/05/06/sfiff_cold_prey.php">at</a> <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/05/04/sfiff_the_twelve_labours.php">the</a> theater!</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Political Junkie: Gavin's Back (Ow!)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sfgov.org/site/mons_index.asp?id=23606"> with this one for <a href="http://thedalyblog.org/">his own blog</a> -- the <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/localnews/index?bl...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/07/09/political_junki_4/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24337a44ad066cdcfa9894</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alyssa Milano]]></category><category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[blogs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bobby Flay]]></category><category><![CDATA[celebrity]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Daly]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Hall]]></category><category><![CDATA[college]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dancing With the Stars]]></category><category><![CDATA[Desperate Housewives]]></category><category><![CDATA[ESPN]]></category><category><![CDATA[federal building]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerry Rice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dillon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kimmel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Little League]]></category><category><![CDATA[local news]]></category><category><![CDATA[Local News Blog]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor Gavin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor Gavin Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[National League]]></category><category><![CDATA[News Blog]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[opening day]]></category><category><![CDATA[PoliticalJunkie]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stars]]></category><category><![CDATA[T Park]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:43:22 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry114793_thumb-thumb-640xauto-89737.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry114793_thumb-thumb-640xauto-89737.jpg" alt="Political Junkie: Gavin's Back (Ow!)"><p>Oh, <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/07/09/chris_daly_has.php">Chris Daly</a>'s going to have a  with this one for <a href="http://thedalyblog.org/">his own blog</a> -- the <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/localnews/index?blogid=37">Chronicle Local News Blog</a> <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/localnews/detail?blogid=37&amp;entry_id=18396">gleefully reports</a> that, at Sunday's <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070708&amp;content_id=2077170&amp;vkey=allstar2007&amp;fext=.jsp">Celebrity All-Star game</a> at AT&amp;T Park, former college baseball player Mayor Gavin Newsom:</p>

<p>1) went 0-for, not hitting anything pitched to him;<br>
2) was on the losing side of the 13-8 score for the National League<br>
3) hit a pop-up, which was promptly palmed by <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancingwiththestars/index"><i>Dancing with the Stars</i></a> second-placer <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Rice">Jerry Rice</a>,<br>
4) <a href="http://www.marinij.com/sports/ci_6329248">was</a> <a href="http://www.sacbee.com/100/story/263189.html">booed</a>; and <br>
5) threw out his back.  </p>

<p>Gavin's been observed wincing and walking at a 45-degree angle in City Hall today, and the emcee at the opening of the Federal Building this afternoon expressed sympathy as Gavin gripped the sides of the podium tightly so he could give his speech.   </p>

<p>Others playing at the Celebrity All-Star game <a href="http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070627&amp;content_id=2053069&amp;vkey=news_sf&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=sf">included</a> Jimmy Kimmel, chef Bobby Flay, and Kevin Dillon from <i>Entourage</i>.  James Denton from <i>Desperate Housewives</i> hit <a href="http://www.marinij.com/sports/ci_6329248">an impressive home run</a> and another <a href="http://realitytv.about.com/od/shallwedance/ss/dancingpictures_2.htm"><i>Dancing with the Stars</i> alum</a>, ESPN's <a href="http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?name=mayne_kenny&amp;action=login&amp;appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fespn%2fblog%2findex%3fname%3dmayne_kenny">Kenny Mayne</a>, deftly caught what would have otherwise been a homer from Kimmel.</p>

<p>No word if Gavin tried to ply his pitcher ways with the <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/07/09/sfist_tonight_37.php">ubiquitous</a> <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Alyssa_Milano">Alyssa Milano</a>, who emceed.  </p>

<p><i>Picture of Gavin Newsom throwing out a pitch at the 2004 Little League Opening Day game.</i></p><i>field day</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Menlo Park Fight Club]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/29/fight.club.ap/index.html">?  <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/29/fight.club.ap/index.html">CNN</a> picks up an AP report about a chatty high-tech fight ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/05/30/the_menlo_park_fight_club/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242fd744ad066cdcf8beba</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[blogs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Club]]></category><category><![CDATA[clubs]]></category><category><![CDATA[CNN]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dwight Schrute]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fight Club]]></category><category><![CDATA[hockey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kimmel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Menlo Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stony Brook]]></category><category><![CDATA[US]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 12:18:32 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53078_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133270.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53078_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133270.jpg" alt="The Menlo Park Fight Club"><p>Geez, guys, isn't the first rule ?  <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/29/fight.club.ap/index.html">CNN</a> picks up an AP report about a chatty high-tech fight club in Menlo Park.  The group ("Gentlemen's Fight Club") is by invite only, involves at least a dozen people, and the only protective gear they can wear are either a fencing mask or hockey mask.  Weapons include pillowcases stuffed with soda cans, frying pans, and tennis rackets.  It's so <a href="http://blogs.nbc.com/office/">Dwight Schrute</a>!</p>

<p>There are some choice quotes in this article:  a 34-year-old computer engineer with "fantasies" about inflicting pain on people, the 37-year-old organizer who says "you get to be a superhero for a night," and another engineer who says he skipped his first wedding anniversary for a fight.  But the best quote?  From Stony Brook psych professor Michael Kimmel, who says, "Real-life fight clubs are the male version of the girls who cut themselves."  </p>

<p><i>Picture of post-Fight Club ministrations by the AP</i></p><i>not to talk about it</i>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>