According to an SFist tipster, the J-Church line was just backed up several trains deep near 18th and Church due to a medical emergency. Multiple fire trucks were on the scene, and a stretcher was being brought onto the train. Passengers leaving the train were overheard saying a female passenger suffered a heart attack. [SFist]
J-Church Line Evacuated
J-Church Service Disruption
Just in time for the rain, and on the heels of last night's BART meltdown, 'there is an obstruction on the J-Church line, outbound, at San Jose and Baden streets." All trains are switching back at Glen Park and shuttle service is in place. The incident occurred a little before 8 a.m.
Another Monday, Another Muni Delay
Update: Is it all clear now? Muni claims everything's back to normal.
Abusive Teen Slaps 60-Year-Old, Spits in Face, on J Church
Muni Diaries just came out with this appalling account via the Noe Valley Voice about Noe Valley resident R. La Rose's encounter with an abusive teen on the J Church on the morning of April 1st.
J-Church Accident this Afternoon
Awhile back, Greg wrote that he didn't want The N Judah Chronicles to become the "let's all talk about people getting hurt and killed blog." Alas, the injury count seems to have gone up a tick today; Muni reports:
RIP II: J-Church (the Band, Not the Reason You're Late) Frontman Dies
Writer, lead singer, guitarist, and founder of J-Church, Lance Hahn, passed away due to kidney disease complications on Saturday. He was 40.
MUNI Tales: 'That's Why It's Dangerous To Have Coffee On These Things'
True story from a crowded J-Church this morning. We were sitting quietly, a little zoned out, holding the 20 oz. cup of coffee that we'd obtained at our neighborhood cafe with both of our hands, which had become rather cold from time outside. Yes, we had a lid on it.
The J-Church, particularly when it's on the streets heading from Dolores Park up to Market St., is a little herky-jerky. One well-known hazard faced by regular MUNI riders (whether bus or street car): you take a risk if you stand or try to move in advance of the vehicle actually coming to a complete stop. Chances are good you might take a dive if you try it. Hasn't this happened to most of us at one time or another?
Final Harry Potter Book Tranforms Noe Valley Into Diagon Alley
We hate lines and we shy away from new things -- we're definitely a second- or third-generation adopter for tech, and a wait-for-the-paperback guy for books.
J-Church Graffiti
And on the lighter side of MUNI news, this swiped-genitalia graffiti was found on the J-Church this past Friday night. Not sure if "they" means women, queers, Noe Valley residents, all three, or what -- or why it's on masking tape. Enjoy! (Thanks, Greg, for capturing this for us.)...
Get Thee to the J-Church on Time
You don't happen to have any opinions about the level of service on the J-Church, do you? Oh, you . Muni wants to enlist you as their secret agent.
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
This is probably late for those of you already at the Phonebooth (it's 3-1 right now as another good starting pitching performance is being wasted by an anemic, Barry-less offense) but starting today, service to the ballpark is being changed. No longer will the N Judah take you to game, but the T Third line will. So expect to get there later than normal.
Alms, Alms, Alms for the Poor
So we all know Muni is having some budget problems, mainly that in order to work the way they (and us) want it to work, they'll need more money, like $150 million dollars. But they also know that any sort of fare increase will only bring the wrath of God on them. What to do, what to do?
Woman Killed After Being Hit by Muni Bus
A Muni bus struck and killed a 40 year old woman today around 7:30 this morning. The bus, the 27-Bryant, was on Ellis Street making a right onto Leavenworth Street when the pedestrian, who had been crossing the street, was hit. It is not known yet what she was doing when she was hit, although police say there was a green light for both. She was pronounced dead on the scene and as of 9:30, police were still out on the street investigating things.
Bad Day to Be Commuting
While we were stuck in some really bad traffic this morning, we turned on the radio to get a traffic report and heard that we weren't the only ones having a rough commute
Gaviffer Do Cinequest
Big G took a break from his busy thunder-stealing schedule on Sunday to watch his lady friend, Jennifer Siebel, act her heart out at the Cinequest Film Festival in San Jose. The movie is The Trouble With Romance. It looks amazing.
Get Me to the J Church On Time
That pilot program that's being tried out on the 1 California is now going to be tested on the J Church. Which is kind of a good thing as it's not only the most unreliable of all the MUNI metro lines, but one of the five least favorite MUNI lines in our Worst MUNI Line Poll. Oh yeah, it'll now be the go-to line to get people to and from the Caltrain station.
The N Judah Kept a-Rollin'
As of April 7, the N Judah will no longer be the MUNI metro train that will take you to the Caltrain station and the ballpark. That will now the J-Church and the new T-Third line.
MUNI By the Numbers
Hey, it looks like today's theme is MUNI. But who doesn't love stories about MUNI?
Anyways, the Chron did a story and discovered that MUNI has a lot of problems right now, mainly that it's on time only 70% of the time. That's 15% lower than mandated by Prop E. In fact, only three lines approach the 85% mark.
Your Commute: Onwards and Upwards to Phase II
Today is an exciting day in the world of San Francisco transit as we move from Phase I of the Metro Overhead Line Replacement Project (MOLRP) and start Phase II. Woo hoo! We hear there was a celebration in honor of the start of Phase II which largely consisted of Nathaniel Ford breaking a champagne bottle on the first delayed run of the J Church.
Your Cool Web Sites For the Day
Here are two good web sites that you should enjoy. They don't really have that much in common, but they're both good.
Yvesdroppings Should Probably See a Doctor
-- At Twin Peaks
The Return of Dear Mr. Ford
A reader writes in to ask one of the biggest questions there is about MUNI:
SFist Blotter
We're breaking with our Blotter tradition of SF crime movie clip art because, well, we can't find two other animal-related stories to post an Animal Roundup and -- would you look at how cute that marmoset is??? The Peninsula Humane Society responded to a call from an engineering student in East Palo Alto who saw a monkey running on a neighborhood fence, which turned out to be a member of the species known as the world's smallest primate. Awwww. No one knows how the marmoset got to EPA, no one in the area has a permit to own one, and they're sending this little guy to Primarily Primates, a sanctuary near San Antonio.

