Entries from SFist tagged with 'idiots'
November 1, 2007
A hurrah and a huzzah goes out to Raider Nation for not selling out Sunday's Raiders game. As a result, football fans throughout the area will be allowed to watch The. Biggest. Game. Ever. from the vicinity of their couch. ...
Continue Reading "Happy Colts/Pats Sunday"July 27, 2007
You’ve been paying $1.25 for bottled tap water…sucker! Reuters reports that PepsiCo Inc. will now actually inform consumers what they’re shelling out their health-conscious and ever-hydrated bucks for -- bottled tap water, or, according to PepsiCo, stuff from a "Public Water Source." Now, this gets us thinking about gas prices and how much we bitch and moan about $3.31/gallon down at the Chevron station. We‘re Talking Barbie when it comes to math, and I......
Continue Reading "Aquafina: Fresh From Your Tap"July 20, 2007
To honor Barry Lamar as he approaches the exalted numbers 725 and 726, Gavin announced yesterday that City Hall will be lit up in Orange until he breaks the record. There will also be a pennant hung in front of City Hall to count off each and every home run he hits on his way to 726. Quoth the Gavster: "I think I speak for all San Franciscans when I say,''Go Barry.'" ...
Continue Reading "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Again?"February 8, 2007
Yesterday, at the intersection of Leavenworth and O'Farrell a red Toyota ran a red light and slammed into a cab. The cab then ricocheted into the side of a building. Both drivers suffered injuries, none serious. ...
Continue Reading "Red Light Means What Exactly?"January 16, 2007
SFist reviews Comedy Death-Ray at SF's Sketchfest ...
Continue Reading "Review: Comedy Death-Ray at SketchFest "January 11, 2007
We don't know about you, but it seemed like the temperature dropped about ten degrees in an hour or so yesterday. In fact, the day started off rather nicely but then the wind started whipping around and we went from comfortably cold to comfortably numb. The reason for all this is that we are in the midst of a cold spell right now. And it's going to get colder. Like in the 20s colder. ...
Continue Reading "It's Getting Cold In Here"November 3, 2006
Well, actually, we didn't. We went to Tres Agaves instead where we wondered what would compel a group of five male friends to all sport the Nick Lachey stripe shirt look. Did they plan ahead? Is it considered a faux pas if everyone shows up wearing the same style shirt? Do they know they look like idiots? Ehh...whatever. We might have missed it, but friends of SFist Maura and Cassie went and took these brilliant shots of it. For those who have never checked out Dia de los Muertos, we highly recommend it. ...
Continue Reading "SFist Goes to Dia de los Muertos"October 2, 2006
Doctor DeBunko is awash in fools. The creation of local artist Chris Wisnia, Dr. DeBunko's comics follow a familiar pattern: a group of hysterical idiots, foaming at the mouth over some unexplained phenomena, are patiently condescended to by a skeptical pipe-smoking intellectual with slick 1950s hair and a passing resemblance to Vincent Price. A farmer wails over the eviscerated corpse of a cow, "it's the paranormal mystery crime of the century! Is this the......
Continue Reading "The Kooky Adventures of the Superfisters"August 16, 2006
We can't believe that after more than a month of half-assed watching of "Rock Star: Supernova" we've only just now figured out that the contestant named Storm Large is none other than the Storm from Storm and Her Dirty Mouth, a San Francisco band. How dumb are we? It had crossed our minds when we first saw her on the show, and heard her name, that it was awfully odd that there was another......
Continue Reading "SFist Watches: Rock Star"July 13, 2006
We've often pondered how "The Daily Show" finds the idiots they interview for their news stories. More often, we've pondered why these idiots actually agree to appear on camera looking like idiots. Well, last night, "The Daily Show" visited San Francisco and found one of those idiots! Meet Jeremy Paul, a husband and father who moved his family to the Castro district, and was shocked, SHOCKED, to see such blatant promotion of the homosexual......
Continue Reading ""I Will Always Have a Dildo in My Window!""February 16, 2006
Cartoonist, comix artist, whatevs Julia Wertz of Fartparty.org added us as a contact out of the blue, and with a URL like that, one has to follow up. We took an hour and read everything she'd posted online. Funny stuff that's all her, but also archetypical of San Francisco. Biking, smoking pot, eating cookies, drinking beer, dealing with idiots and hanging out with your friends and family -- that's what it's all about, no?......
Continue Reading "Bay Blogger Thursday"February 8, 2005
SFist would like you to know that we always consider feedback. So to show you that we actually, sometimes, act on that feedback instead of just considering it, we wanted to point out a few new or recently update features on the site you might have noticed slowly taking form: Print: Just dying to take that new feature or review to lunch, or on the Muni, but you don't have a laptop? All of......
Continue Reading "SFist Listens -- To You"September 17, 2004
Andrew Lowder introduces the Rickshaw Stop....
Continue Reading "Staggering Through Fog"August 10, 2004
The last five or ten years have seen the Bay Area go from boom to bust, and while SFist didn't have to pack up a truck and move back to Palookaville like some of our friends, we weren't exactly sipping Cristal at an Industry Standard party, either. We knew people who were worth millions and lost it all; others were paid for work with now-worthless options instead of cash; even SFist is getting paid nearly half what they were making just four years ago....
Continue Reading "Pass the Dutch Auction"