Want to be a walking billboard for Bay Area billboard celebrity Anh Phoong? Now you can, for anywhere between $25-$50, with a new line of official Anh Phoong t-shirts and hoodies.

The ubiquitous personal injury billboard attorney Anh Phoong has been on a roll lately, expanding her marketing efforts beyond her current ”Something Wrong?” billboard oversaturation. And now the cult-favorite ambulance-chasing attorney is blasting out her marketing via another new route, as the Chronicle reports that Phoong has released her official "streetwear line," and by “streetwear” they mean branded Anh Phoong t-shirts and hoodies.

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The above Instagram post is a four-image carousel photoset, so you can see the full array of branded Anh Phoong merch that is now available to you. Both the Anh Phoong t-shirts ($25) and Anh Phoong hoodies ($50) are now available on the Shopify Anh Phoong merchandise page.

One t-shirt design features a small Chinese food to-go container that says "Something Wrong”? On the front left breast, and a dazzling larger caricature of Phoong on the back. A separate t-shirt design has the more traditional “Call Anh Phoong!” and her signature “GOT-PAIN” phone number on the back.  

The hoodie is more of a bright pink variation, with a multicolor caricature drawing of Phoong.

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The Chronicle adds that these were designed by Bay Area designer Molly Wu, who as seen above, went as an Anh Phoong billboard for Halloween. Of course, many people went as an Anh Phoong billboard for Halloween, including at least one dog. But Wu’s costume caught the attention of Phoong Law Offices so they asked her to design the clothing, and Wu says she had quite the experience dressed up as an Anh Phoong billboard for the day.

“I got such an intense firsthand look at what Anh Phoong’s image as a local celebrity did for people,” Wu told the Chronicle. “There was just so much delight. Honestly, I felt like I was famous for a day.”

It should be noted that a club night at The Stud called Whatever had Anh Phoong as a special guest and honoree last year, for the camp of it all — and they awarded her with a rhinestone-crusted baseball bat. And this NBA season, Phoong Law is also advertising on the uniforms of the Sacramento Kings.

According to the Chronicle, a portion of the proceeds from these merch sales will go to charitable causes like the American Red Cross Los Angeles Region.

Related: OMG, Now Anh Phoong’s Law Firm Is Putting Her Ads on the Sacramento Kings’ Jerseys This Year [SFist]

Image: Anh Phoong via Shopify

"Hooded sweatshirt on Hyde Street" by Troy Holden.

We were happy to find a photo of ourselves -- or is it "ourself"? -- on Flickr the day after we went down to Ritual Roasters to type a letter registering our disapproval of chain stores on Valencia Street.

The photographer, Timoni Grone, duly noted the irony: a man in the picture is wearing American Apparel, but the people are typing letters against American Apparel! In fact, we ourself was wearing an item from American Apparel (and we are wearing the same item as we type this entry on a blog supported by American Apparel advertising). And yet we would rather not have their store on Valencia.

Wait, how can we stand the cognitive dissonance?

Here's how:

As we pecked away on a rickety typewriter, swathed in the stylish comfort of our expensively casual American Apparel hoodie, we felt that the focus on this particular brand has been somewhat misleading. The real issue, it seems to us, is the question of chain stores on the Valencia corridor. Perhaps this confusion is due in part to the many posters visible in shop windows up and down Valencia, the message of which is essentially "No American Apparel in the Mission."

(By the way, our American Apparel hoodie is NOT the new bat wing hoodie, the very existence of which makes our skin crawl, in spite of our fond, nostalgia-tinged memories of the slightly bat-winged mock turtlenecks that were everywhere in about 1987.)

There are plenty of good arguments for and against American Apparel as a company and as a sartorial choice. Nato Green and Daniel Alarcon offered a few of these arguments at Amnesia on Monday night.

But the hearing at City Hall tomorrow afternoon is more fundamentally about this:

Should chain stores be absolutely everywhere in the universe, or could we just have a couple of places in the world where there aren't any?

Because that's where we'd rather live.

Photo by Timoni. Some Rights Reserved. Used by permission.