We sure wish we were at the ballpark today, drinking tequila while taking in Game 3 of the National League Championship Series. Don't you? Fortunately, friend of SFist and photographer Frankie Frankeny is there this afternoon. She captured this footage of the calamity inside AT&T Park's taqueria after the Giants landed two runs at the bottom of the fourth.

Also, go Giants!

Update: As of 3 p.m. the score is 3-0.

Or "Barry Bonds Is Home Run King*" -- depending on your opinion of him. And he breaks the record during the fifth inning, "hitting a 3-2 pitch from Washington's Mike Bacsik." Wee.

Congrats, Barry, on #756. In your honor, we present to you this sad little fireworks image! You deserve it. Yay, you!

Read Chon's coverage here, Examiner's here, ABC 7's here, CBS 5's here, KRON 4's here, FOX 2's here, Oakland Tribune's here, and NBC 11's here.

More to come.