<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[ho - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>ho - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:04:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/ho/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Craigslist Escort Ad Bust Somehow Makes Headlines]]></title><description><![CDATA[Vice detectives arrested a woman of ill repute, Kimelyse Hurley, in Antioch yesterday after the fuzz posted a fake love-for-money ad on Craigslist. Hurley, in addition to carrying a <a href="http://sf...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/05/29/craigslist_esco/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24299c44ad066cdcf58906</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[antioch]]></category><category><![CDATA[buisness]]></category><category><![CDATA[cash]]></category><category><![CDATA[craigslist]]></category><category><![CDATA[escort]]></category><category><![CDATA[ho]]></category><category><![CDATA[money]]></category><category><![CDATA[prostitute]]></category><category><![CDATA[whore]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 15:54:15 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry164088_thumb-thumb-640xauto-207450.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry164088_thumb-thumb-640xauto-207450.jpg" alt="Craigslist Escort Ad Bust Somehow Makes Headlines"><p>Vice detectives arrested a woman of ill repute, Kimelyse Hurley, in Antioch yesterday after the fuzz posted a fake love-for-money ad on Craigslist. Hurley, in addition to carrying a <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/05/05/meth_ads_ip.php">meth</a> pipe, also "admitted to managing five females that worked as prostitutes for her," according to <a href="http://cbs5.com/local/craigslist.prostitution.sting.2.735322.html">CBS 5</a>. Pimp  a prostitute? </p>

<p>Nice. We didn't know that there could be overlap with those two professions. Anyway, m'lady was arrested, booked, and released later that day.</p>

<p><a href="http://sfbay.craigslist.org/search/ers/eby?query=antioch">Meanwhile</a>.</p><i>and</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ludacris Ho Map]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gangsta rap aficionado and geography major Stefanie Gray has conveniently <a href="http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/254-ludacris-rap-map-of-us-area-codes/">mapped out all of Ludcris' hos</a...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/10/ludacris_ho_map/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2423f344ad066cdcf297c5</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[area codes]]></category><category><![CDATA[cell phone]]></category><category><![CDATA[G4]]></category><category><![CDATA[ho]]></category><category><![CDATA[hoes]]></category><category><![CDATA[hos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ludacris]]></category><category><![CDATA[map]]></category><category><![CDATA[objectification]]></category><category><![CDATA[prostitution]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex workers]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:09:38 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151246_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197124.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151246_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197124.jpg" alt="Ludacris Ho Map"><p>Gangsta rap aficionado and geography major Stefanie Gray has conveniently <a href="http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/254-ludacris-rap-map-of-us-area-codes/">mapped out all of Ludcris' hos</a> from his ditty <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrKzmkdBTI">"Area Codes</a>." Awesome. Here's just a taste of some of his ho-based area code shout outs:</p>

<blockquote>I’ll jump off the G4, we can meet outside/So control your hormones and keep your drawers on/’Til I close the door and I’m jumping your bones/3-1-2’s, 3-1-3’s (oh), 2-1-5’s, 8-0-three’s (oh)/Read your horoscope and eat some horderves (sic)/Ten on pump one, these hoes is self serve/7-5-7, 4-1-0’s, my cell phone just overloads.</blockquote>

<p>Oh dear.</p>

<p>And according to the map, it looks like San Francisco and Marin are up there.</p>

<p>Marin, huh? Someone's mad at their daddy. But still: way to go, dog. (Oh, and for a more legible version of said ho map, go <a href="http://flowingdata.com/2008/03/10/area-codes-in-which-ludacris-claims-to-have-hoes/ludacris-hoe-map/">here</a>.)<br>
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