Peace in our times! Bikers and car drivers, with the help of none other than the Honorable Gavin Newsom, have worked out a permanent solution to the Golden Gate Park Healthy Saturdays impasse. We know, we're totally amazed too -- next, the mayor's office will say they've worked it all out between the Shias and the Sunnis; Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff; and Pat Murphy and Chris Daly. We're nominating Gavin for a Nobel peace......

Who's that being spotted Hollywood clubbin' with Giants' curveballer Barry Zito? ...

If Hilary Duff's stirring portrayal of Marie Antoinette has taught us anything, it's that the downtrodden citizenry will only take so much s**t before they rise up against their lazy, useless oppressors. Take Muni, for example. Ordinary civilian internet users, once begrudgingly content with Muni's hopeless website and its tendancy to warp information in impossible confusion, have taken things into their own hands. Behold, a civilian-created FastPass-Vendor Google-Maps mashup! Oh, sweet Google map, how......