Tranny legend (and star!) Heklina is going balls out for this year's Folsom Street Fair festivities. The day before residents don their finest Kenneth Cole belts and Salvatore Ferragamo shoes in honor of the City's annual leather festival on Folsom Street, Heklina will revive her (in)famous party at sea, SS Trannyshack.

This year's seafaring bash will feature the Superstars of Trannyshack (i.e., loads of drag performers) with DJs Dirty Sanchez and Juanita More. The only way this evening would get better is if Heklina could somehow manage to bring back Sable Jones, the notorious drag queen/receptionist -- allegedly part of a drag mafia family (no joke) who hoodwinked Mother Jones out of $13,000 -- who vanished months ago.

This end-of-summer nightclub chugging around the San Francisco Bay should prove one of the most joyous, if not inebriated, events you will attend this year.

What: SS Trannyshack 2009
When: Saturday, Sep 26, 9 p.m.
Where: Boat leaves Pier 41 at 8:30 p.m.
Tickets: $45