Look out, Alamo Square! A "hot prowl" has been reported! We have no idea what that means -- maybe SF Crime knows? -- but oh lord how it makes us giggle. Time to send in the Hot Cops! more ›

We are SO THRILLED thatGavin wants to rescind parking passes and also to have all city vehicles impounded and converted into community gardens. Not only does that mean fewer cars on the road, but it can only mean that Gavin himself is shyly edging towards getting on a bus someday! Gav, we cannot WAIT for the day that we board the 38 and glimpse you wedged between Fillmore hipsters and little old ladies with pink plastic bags. "Back door!" you'd holler in your stentorian voice, and "step down!" we'd all gleefully reply. more ›

-San Francisco is only the 41st most expensive city in the world. -The Parrots of Telegraph Hill get their tree back, still pine for the fjord. more ›

Police say that amongst the possessions of Gavin's stalker, Han Sup Shin's they found these song lyrics, scribbled down on a cocktail napkin. more ›