Our inbox is simply littered—littered!—with invitations to openings and galas and VIP-ness and other very important things happening this Sunday. Events where media types, like your SFist editor, enjoy getting tipsy to the tits. Alas, we cannot RSVP oui to any of them. Why? Because the Golden Globes are on Sunday, you clod. How did you not know that? You are in California, you should know this already. Whether cooking meth in Grass Valley or mainlining meth in The Salton Sea, it's your duty as a Californian to take time to honor this unofficial fledgling state holiday: Golden Globes Sunday. (Yes, we know they're bestowed by the inane Foreign Press Association, but the Globes, at they're very core, are sun-kissed Hollywood magic!) And what better way to watch the blood diamond-dipped festivities than inside a theater in the Richmond District? more ›

Former San Francisco State University student Annette Bening won last night's Golden Globe award for Best Actress in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical for The Kids Are Alright, where she plays a lesbian mother who digs redheads. Or something like that. We have yet to see it. more ›

Easy and compact, check out Apple CEO Steve Jobs' 90-minute keynote speech in 60 seconds. It's like the Golden Globes, only not as pretty or deadly important. more ›

Due to the continuing WGA strike, the Golden Globes look like they might - might - get the ax. (For all of you book-reading intelligentsia who claim to have TV sets only so that your can watch your Netflix DVDs of The Sopranos and The Wire, you can read more about the strike here.) more ›

Sofia Milos works the red carpet at the Golden Globes, wearing a dress that looks straight outta 1999. Praise Xenu! more ›

If we're done talking about Drew Barrymore's braless appearance at the Golden Globes last night, let's move on and see what TV has in store for us this evening. more ›