We've been harsh on flashmobs in the past, but here's one we can finally get behind: A group calling themselves The Bay Area Drunkards Association sent out invites to local Yelp and Reddit message boards, calling for fellow minded people to come out to Golden Gate Park and get drunk in public while doing a little bit of community service to help clean up the aftermath of yesterday's stonerfest. From the Yelp event invite:
Group Of Drunks To Clean Up After Stoners In First Flash Mob We Actually Like
Meet The People Who Are Currently Flocking To Hippie Hill For 4/20
As is tradition on April 20th, scores of marijuana smokers, legal or otherwise, are currently making their pilgrimage to the hallowed ground of Golden Gate Park's Hippie Hill. Since we live in these modern times where smoking pot in public is pretty much fair game and nobody makes a move without documenting their exploits on Twitter or Instagram, we present a brief and humorous look at our favorite people at or en route to Golden Gate Park, where they've made "Hippie Hill" a trending twitter topic. Observe:
Outside Lands Music Festival Announces 2012 Lineup
The Outside Lands Music Festival announced the lineup for the fifth annual three-day music festival in Golden Gate Park. Highlights include music legends like Stevie Wonder (!), Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Metallica, Jack White, and the Foo Fighters appearing on the same festival grounds as more recently popular artists ranging from Skrillex, Die Antwoord, Washed Out and MSTRKRFT to Norah Jones, Dr. Dog, and Sharon Van Etten. Full lineup, after the jump.
Spring Eggstravaganza Wants Children To Trip Out In The Park This Saturday
Easter, a popular holiday with both religious and secular types, is this Sunday, April 8th — in case you, like the rest of us who don't call their mothers often enough, were wondering when that was. To commemorate the yearly fertility ritual, SF Rec and Parks Department is throwing a psychedelic Alice In Wonderland-themed "Eggstravaganza" in Golden Gate Park.
Scenes From Jean Paul Gaultier Gala At The DeYoung
Saturday's Jean Paul Gaultier gala at the deYoung Museum could go down as one of the most stylish yet amiable events in the city's drunken party history, with barely a tacky red prom dress redo in sight. The bash, which saw the likes of tony society ilk mingling with horny leather queens, celebrated Gaultier's exhibit now at the deYoung. The designer arrived at the massive party with chronic burlesquer Dita Von Teese, both of whom were mobbed by fame-hungry attendees looking to get some face time.
Breaking JP Gaultier Update: Museum Views Deemed 'Absolument Magnifique'
Skull-shatteringly brilliant designer Jean Paul Gaultier is in town. As many of you now know. He is currently in awe of the views as seen from the deYoung tower. "The view from the @deYoungMuseum tower is absolument magnifique," he exclaimed Wednesday afternoon, adding, "#iLoveSanFrancisco."
Jean Paul Gaultier Exhibit: Designer's Childhood Teddy Bear Wearing First Cone Bra
First came the works of Vivienne Westwood. Then a seamless Alexander McQueen show. Now the deYoung Museum intends to outdo itself with an earth's core-shattering retrospective of Jean Paul Gaultier. Opening on March 24, the de Young Museum presents The Fashion World of Jean Paul Gaultier: From the Sidewalk to the Catwalk, the first exhibition devoted to the French designer famous for the cone bra, Madonna's Blond Ambition tour, costuming numerous Luc Besson and Pedro Almodovar movies, and so much more. His personal themes of “equality, diversity and perversity" will highlight the exhibit on view at the de Young from March 24 August 19, 2012.
Tiny Dog Kills Baby Bison
Terrible news from Golden Gate Park this afternoon: one of the seven new baby bison who arrived at the paddock early last month has died "after sustaining injuries from an incident with a small dog" yesterday afternoon, the Chronicle reports. Wait a second — a small dog killed a bison?
Dish Soap Prank Befalls Rideout Fountain In Golden Gate Park
Prank-wise, is there anything better than those who pour dishwashing soap into public fountains? No, probably not. For it tickles the inner rat-bastard giggling inside us all. Yesterday at Golden Gate Park, SFist reader Donna (AKA duckndam) spotted and snapped this frothy scene at the Rideout Fountain near the California Academy of Sciences.
Look At 'Em Go! Baby Bison Caught On Video
Ta-da! Golden Gate Park's new herd of bison young was caught on video as the gentle creatures staged a tiny, adorable stampede out of their trailer and in to their new home in the Bison Paddock earlier this week. And now here they are, looking just like you always imagined a tiny herd of bison would look: like the regular ones, only cuter.
Golden Gate Park Bison Welcome New Calves
Out in Golden Gate Park Diane Feinstein's thinning herd of bison got some new additions this week. According to NBC, seven new buffalo calves arrived at the bison paddock in the western part of Golden Gate park on Monday where they are currently spending time getting acquainted with the park's three surviving bison.
Disabled Advocates, Cyclists Clash Over Golden Gate Park Bike Lane
An advocate-on-advocate battle brewing in Golden Gate Park threatens to throw another wrench in the spokes of the city's bike plan if it can't be resolved quickly: The recently approved parking-protected bikeway on John F. Kennedy Drive, which places bike traffic in a 6.5-foot wide bike lane between parked cars and the curb, has the potential to be the safest bike lane in the city. But disabled advocates claim it leaves wheelchair users stuck in the middle of traffic. The Examiner explains the rolling dispute:
Skewered Golden Gate Park Hawk Rescued, Recovering Nicely
The red-tailed hawk speared with a framing nail shot from a nail gun has been successfully rescued, reports Bay City News and the Wild Rescue team. The injured bird, which turned out to be a female juvenile, was brought in using a bal-chatri trap near the Botanical Gardens in Golden Gate Park and promptly taken to the Wildlife Center of Silicon Valley in San Jose. According to vets at the center, the nail fell out while the bird was being transported down the peninsula.
$5,000 Reward for Golden Gate Park Hawk Shooter
WildRescue put up a $5,000 reward for information leading up to an arrest and conviction for the person(s) responsible for shooting a red-tail hawk with a nail gun. "Animal rescuers are trying to capture a wild, red-tailed hawk loose in Golden Gate Park that may have been shot with a nail gun, reports the Chronicle. "Rescuers will set two traps in the park and hope they can safely secure the bird and take it to veterinarian, said Rebecca Dmytryk, director of WildRescue, a Monterey-based animal ambulance."
Stow Lake Boathouse Reopens Today
Since last week's downpour staved off the opening, today's sunny skies mark the official opening of the Stow Lake Boathouse. While the kitchen redo nears completion, food off-site will be served from "La Cocina vendors (think empanadas and piroshkis), Let’s Be Frank, and of course, American Box (salads, sandwiches)," reports Inside Scoop.
Scenes from Friday and Saturday at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
Sunshine! Famous people making music! Other people also making music! Lots of people not making music! Food Vendors! Dr. House on a Piano! Mayor Ed Lee! All of those things were in Golden Gate Park this weekend for Hardly Strictly Bluegrass '11. Here are some photos culled from the always-exciting SFist flickr pool. Presented with interesting captions where appropriate. Enjoy.
What You Missed Today at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass
A stellar lineup of musicians, rare shorts weather, food vendors and — of course — the crowds. Here's a quick look at what you're missing in Golden Gate Park this afternoon.
A Quick and Dirty Guide to an Enjoyable Outside Lands Weekend
Whether you're heading out to the Polo Fields to catch three days of music, wine and food or maybe you just live in one of the surrounding neighborhoods and don't want to deal with the hippies and the hipsters descending on your streets - there ought to be plenty of room for everybody on the Western side of the city this weekend, so long as we all know how to behave like courteous neighbors and music fans. So, with that in mind, we bring you our brief survival guide for what to do both inside and outside Golden Gate Park this weekend:
Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival Announces 2011 Lineup
Hardly Strictly Bluegrass, the yearly 3-day free music festival in Golden Gate Park's Speedway Meadow has announced their lineup for this year's event set to take place Friday, September 30th to Sunday, October 2nd. Some of the usual suspects like Robert Plant, Emmylou Harris, Bela Fleck and Kris Kristofferson will be returning, banjos in hand. But as with every year, the lineup isn't strictly limited to the twangy genre (hence the name). A couple notable, non-bluegrass acts: Broken Social Scene, Kurt Vile & the Violators, MC Hammer (who does the yearly children's program) and Bright Eyes. The full, lengthy lineup below:
Tenny the Bison Put to Sleep
The bison family in Golden Gate Park just got a little bit smaller yesterday. (Sidenote: you know there are bison in Golden Gate Park, right?) Tenny, one of five bison at the paddock, was put to sleep after her handlers determined she was no longer able to stand and graze. Tenny and the other four bison are the offspring of two bison given to Dianne Feinstein by her husband Richard Blum when she was San Francisco's mayor in 1984. SF Zoo officials, who work with the Parks Department to care for the bison in the park, hope to get a few more of the majestic creatures before the year is out. [BCN/Appeal]
'Hippie Hill' 4:20 Festivities Turn Ugly
During the annual ode of marijuana at 4:20 on 4/20/2011 in Golden Gate Park, hordes of stoners gathered at Sharon Meadow to partake in some kind bud. But the party turned sour after one woman was attacked during a seating area dispute. "A 47-year-old woman was bashed over the head with a portable radio and threatened to be killed in a dispute with two other women over space to sit at a National Marijuana Day celebration in Golden Gate Park Wednesday," reports The Examiner. The assailant's friend then threatened to kill her. Charming. Later in the day, a 24-year-old Citrus Heights woman was arrested for making felony threats against the victim. The basher escaped on foot. [Ex]
Golden Gate Park: San Francisco's Second Whitest Neighborhood
The Examiner took some time to, er, examine the neighborhood-level data from the 2010 census this weekend. Most of the trends could easily be predicted by anyone who has lived here for more than 12 months in the last five years (Surprise! The Mission, the Haight, various Hill-neighborhoods and the Western Addition are all getting whiter! Neighborhoods on the periphery are more Asian and Hispanic!), but this little factoid stuck out to us:
Severed Arm Found In Golden Gate Park
On Sunday afternoon, according to the Examiner, "a person in the park flagged down an officer midday Sunday because of an arm found near the Polo Field." The body of an unidentified male body was also found in the park, possibly related to the arm. (Yikes.) The San Francisco Medical Examiner's Office explained to SF Weekly that "this was a 'decomp case' -- as in 'decomposition.'" (Ack.) SFPD have yet to reveal any further (and presumably gruesome) details about the severed arm. (Shudder.) [via SFAppeal]
SFist Blotter
Early this morning, San Francisco played host to all sorts of mischief. Let's see:
Relevant Facebook Status Update of the Day: Paul McCartney
Before Paul McCartney's aurally controversial AT&T Park concert on Saturday, Mission Mission reader Barbara Renaud-Bray posted about Paul's bike ride in Golden Gate Park:

