Tomorrow BART celebrates 35 years of hauling your asses around. Revenue service began on 9/11 in 1972. Since then, according to BART Board President Lynette Sweet, BART has continued to "carry the Bay Area through good times and bad...[w]e were there to keep the economy moving when the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake knocked out the Bay Bridge, and most recently when the MacArthur Maze connector collapsed." But most important of all, BART has also helped countless of horny creeps achieve orgasm on the (in)famous last car. All for a low, low price.

Speaking of which, how often do they clean the carpets on a BART train?

Still, it's a better ride than MUNI. Happy 35th, BART!