<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[gibberish - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>gibberish - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:43:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/gibberish/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Oh, Muni, is There Nothing You Can't Break?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Borked sign spotted at Civic Center. How long were you planning on keeping it like this, Muni?]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/12/06/oh_muni_is_there_nothing_you_cant_b/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242a9c44ad066cdcf6099e</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[broken]]></category><category><![CDATA[gibberish]]></category><category><![CDATA[infrastructure]]></category><category><![CDATA[led]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[old technology]]></category><category><![CDATA[sign]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:35:53 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And hey, while we're at it, when were you planning in replacing these dinosaurs with the far-more-readable NextBus ones?</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sarah Palin Engages in Perverse Journalistic Orgy of Excess]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.adrianaparcero.com/ba.html"></a>]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/09/30/sarah_palin_engages_in_perverse_jou/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24306344ad066cdcf901de</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[all of them]]></category><category><![CDATA[binge reading]]></category><category><![CDATA[election]]></category><category><![CDATA[gibberish]]></category><category><![CDATA[interview]]></category><category><![CDATA[newspapers]]></category><category><![CDATA[palin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:59:50 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry184835_thumb-thumb-640xauto-33683.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry184835_thumb-thumb-640xauto-33683.jpg" alt="Sarah Palin Engages in Perverse Journalistic Orgy of Excess"><p></p>

<p>When asked what newspapers and magazines she reads, Sarah Palin replied, <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/palins-news/">"all of them."</a> All of them! And so, a meme is born.</p>

<p>All of them! All! All! All! Of! Them! The Modesto Bee, The Hartford Courant, The Louisville Courier-Journal, The Vassar Pioneer Times, Teen People, Tiger Beat, Paris Match, High Times, Destination Qatar -- ALL OF THEM! </p>

<p>All of them. We just can't stop repeating that line to ourselves. All of them! It's as nonsensical a response to the question as it would be to "can I interest you in any appetizers," or "which came first, the chicken or the egg," or "knock knock."</p>

<p>All of them! So, readers, we'd like to ask you: of all the Sarah Palin interviews so far, which has been your favorite? We hope you know the correct answer to that, and all, questions from now on.</p>

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