Reading that Daily Dish feed on the 'gate is always such a guilty pleasure. And today is no exception! Top on the Dish is the revelation that Not Britney Spears (i.e., Christina Aguilera) and her fiance Jordan Bratman are getting married in Napa this weekend. Those of you loopily wine-biking up and down Silverado Trail this weekend, be on the lookout for a tent on the edge of a forest, or a pair of buttcheeks flapping up and down out the window of a white Rolls Royce with a big JUST MARRIED sign. Aguilera and Bratman are having a rehearsal dinner tonight at "an acclaimed local restaurant." (How much you want to bet it's French Laundry? And they're staying at the Auberge du Soleil?) And please, Xtina begs you, no gifts: donate money to Katrina relief instead. Free SFist t-shirt to any reader who sends in a picture of Fred Durst in Napa this weekend! ...

With less than a week to go before the Very Special Election, it's time to ponder the state's relationship with the Governor. Cause it's looking like the magic has gone from the relationship. As Woody Allen would say, what we got on our hands is a dead shark. Polls out now are saying that Arnie has achieved such a level of popularity that he's actually bringing down his measures. In other words, his unpopular measures are less unpopular than he is and so the more he tries to campaign for them, the worse they'll wind up doing. If Arnie were a musician right now, he'd be Fred Durst. ...

They should just lease below-the-fold on the front page of the Chron's Bay Area section to Supervisor Chris, no? (At rent-controlled rates, we'd hope!) We'll get to a Television Without Pity-like recap of today's installment of As The Chris Turns after the jump, which involves Daly's ongoing beef with the Sentinel's Pat Murphy (scroll down and check out the excellent pics), but before we get to that, can we just savor the fine flavor of the following quote from the Chron? "After his comments [to the Board about the Sentinel], Daly stared at Murphy and said, 'That's how I roll.'" "That's how I roll"??????? Paging Swizz Beatz! Will there be Fred Durst car-driving dancing in the Board chambers next? It's the new progressive catchphrase! That's how we roll! Buy the t-shirts! Check out the underground hardcore British dance track! And is anyone else thinking of that scene in Clueless where Brittany Murphy hits her head at the party and then learns how to sing the Coolio track "Rollin' with the Homies"? Chris Daly, are you a virgin who can't drive? Roll with the Political Junkie..... to after the jump! Picture from Limp Bizkit's Rollin' video...