It's a short Swells this week! Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 85. Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 2: Dede Wilsey and Frank Jordan. Minority count: 13 (15.3%). Includes three food servers. Getty v. Traina: 0-1. Where's Gavin this week? We know he loves a party! Museums featured in this week's column: 3: the Museum of the African Diaspora, the Legion of Honor, and the Cal Academy of......

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 65. Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 1 (Frank Jordan). Minority count: 3 (4.6%). Hats, capes, tiaras: 1, 0, 0. Eyepatches, leis, shrugs/stoles/shawls: 1, 5, 3. Getty v. Traina: 3-1. Stanlee Gatti count: 1. Number of people pictured with mouth agape: 1, at the SFMOMA Wayne Thiebaud lunch. Number of artists listed as being featured on Gordon Getty's vanity project, "Songs by American......

It's being reported that everyone's favorite whipping girl, Annemarie Conroy, has resigned as of this morning. Conroy was the Executive Director of Emergency Services but was recently demoted mainly for the sin of having no real experience doing anything emergency service related. After being demoted, the Board of Supes then pulled the financing for her recently created position. She was so popular that Aaron Peskin couldn't even say anything nice about her leaving; saying instead "there was no resignation. Her job was evaporated." Ouch. ...