Are you a poet? Do you know it? (Ouch.) Well, Poets Eleven, a citywide poetry contest showcasing prose created by residents of each of San Francisco's 11 districts, above, is now accepting submissions. You work will be scrutinized by San Francisco Poet Laureate Jack Hirschman, so snap on your thinking and creativity caps, kids. Local poets are asked to submit up to three works for review. Mr. Hirschman, we're told, is interested in pieces......

With a crafty event happening every day this weekend there's no reason to stay inside, so take your pick or hit up all three of these excellent events. The American Craft Council presents its annual exhibition & sale of contemporary crafts, the largest juried craft show in the West. More than 250 artists show unique designs in home décor, furniture, fashion, jewelry & more. American Craft Show Fort Mason Center Bldg A 8/10-12 Fri&Sat......

Looking to do some crafty shopping or have something you've been making that you want to share with the world? Here are a few ways to get your fix. Modern Times, one of our favorite independent bookstores in the city, will be hosting their first ever craft fair in August and there's still time to register to sell your crafty goods. For up to the minute registration forms and info check out their myspace page. When: August 11th Noon-8pm Registration deadline: August 1st We've already told you how much we love the SF Craft Mafia, meet them for yourself and do some crafting with them on August 12th at Stitch Lounge. The event will feature DIY activities, including jewelry making, clothing customization, and cupcake makeovers. ...

-- Bambi Lake-inspired cabaret duo Kiki and Herb perform at ACT. (Also, did you know that they met at Café Flore in the Castro before they became totally famous? It's true.) Show starts at 8 p.m. at American Conservatory Theater, 415 Geary; $20-$60. -- Marke B judges a damp jockstrap contest come midnight at ‘70s/‘80s retro dance club “The Rod.” Damn perverts. All of them. Goes from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. at Deco......

The annual SFist Holiday Gift Guide returns today with five passes to the Celebration of Craftswomen this weekend at the Herbst Pavilion at Fort Mason Center. The show is open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and features a changing roster of more than 150 different artists each weekend and benefits The Women's Building....

This is usually the part where we remind you of how insanely easy it is to reserve books online from the SFPL, or to buy them from one of our fine local independent bookstores. But today peanut butter and chocolate come together at the Friends of the SF Public Library's 41st Annual Big Book Sale, which begins tomorrow and runs until October 2 at the Festival Pavilion in Fort Mason Center. All books have......

It's looking like yet another beautiful weekend in the City, which means we're once again faced with a veritable plethora of choices on what to do. Hike Mt. Tam? Pound the pavements to affect political change? Drink steins of beer and polka? Don't know about you, but the choice is obvious- it's Polka time! Yep, Germany's most famous tradition that doesn't involve invading France is back for the annual Oktoberfest By The Bay at the......