<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[fishermanswharf - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>fishermanswharf - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:01:49 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/fishermanswharf/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[SFist's Film du Jour]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bush Man Scares People - Watch more free videos Sure, he's old news, but his comedy is timeless. That's right, timeless. As much as we love The Office and 30 Rock, nothing pleases us more than the AFV...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/11/28/sfists_film_du/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24245544ad066cdcf2d413</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[30 Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[America]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bush Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[bushes]]></category><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[fisherman's wharf]]></category><category><![CDATA[fishermanswharf]]></category><category><![CDATA[guy]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[scares]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:15:01 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTQyOTE1">
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<p>Sure, he's old news, but his comedy is timeless. That's right, <em>timeless</em>. As much as we love <em>The Office</em> and <em>30 Rock</em>, nothing pleases us more than the <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Funniest_Home_Videos">AFV</a></em>-ish antics of people either falling on their asses or having the crap scared out of them. Do take a moment to enjoy the latter. </p>

<p>(And people even pay him for it! Brilliant.)<br>
</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Missing Sacto Teen Found in Fisherman's Wharf]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ah, the perfect San Francisco date. Nothing says love like a sourdough bread bowl filled with New England clam chowder, a few hundred barking, stinky sea lions, and a blue square (aka registered sex o...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/11/05/missing_sacto_t/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24254344ad066cdcf34a7c</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[fisherman's wharf]]></category><category><![CDATA[fishermanswharf]]></category><category><![CDATA[garbage]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[missingteen]]></category><category><![CDATA[New England]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[teen]]></category><category><![CDATA[the city]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Deborah]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:10:52 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry131990_thumb-thumb-640xauto-167688.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry131990_thumb-thumb-640xauto-167688.jpg" alt="Missing Sacto Teen Found in Fisherman's Wharf"><p>Nothing says love like a sourdough bread bowl filled with New England clam chowder, a few hundred barking, stinky sea lions, and a <a href="http://meganslaw.ca.gov/">blue square</a> (aka registered sex offender) escorting an underage girl through the biggest tourist trap in the city.</p>

<p>If you thought that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busking">buskers</a> jumping out from behind garbage cans were the scariest thing about Fisherman's Wharf, now there's something else to keep you away from the area. Could <a href="http://www.fishermanswharf.org/">Fisherman's Wharf</a> be the new hot spot for sexual predators?</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>