Remarkable Giants catcher Buster Posey is a dad! And, best of all, he's the proud father of twins. Via his Facebook page, he writes: "I'm officially a dad!! Kristen and I are pleased to announce the arrival of the Posey twins...Lee Dempsey and Addison Lynn. Everyone is doing great and thanks for all of the well wishes!"
Buster Posey: Proud Parent of Twins!
Dodgers Fan Drops Kid for Foul Ball [Video]
At the risk of dousing nail polish remover on the roaring flames of Dodgers-Giants rivalry, we don't think the father here, a Dodgers fan who drops his kid in order to catch a foul ball at Saturday's Florida-LA game, did anything that we wouldn't have done for a nifty trinket. (Why, your very own SFist editor recently stepped on his godson's bare toes while charging at a freshly-poured glass of dry rosé. You would've done the same. It was delicious.) Plus, he seems remorseful and ah-shucks-y about the entire ordeal, too. So does his kid.
Father to Newsom, "Don't Do It"
Mayor Gavin Newsom sent out his latest exploratory missive about running for Governor for the state of California. Yay.
Greenfield Man Accused of Selling Daughter for Cash, Beer, Meat
Located in the heart of the Salinas Valley, a Greenfield father is accused of trying to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage. And how much was his nubile daughter worth to him? $16,000, 100 cases of beer, and several cases of meat. Arrested on suspicion of human trafficking, father of the year Macelino de Jesus Martinez, 36, went back to the unidentified 18-year-old suitor because payment wasn't made as promised. Jesus. What's more, according to the MomLogic, "Police say arranged marriages involving underage girls have become a problem in this small Central Coast farming community." Who knew? Strange.

