One Million Moms, which is a coalition of (we assume) at least one million mothers, has found the latest threat to the angelic youth of America: the Urban Outfitters catalog. Specificially, the controversial, headline-sparking girl-on-girl makeout session photographed for page two of the the debatably fashionable retail outlet's Spring lookbook. Writing in an exciting, exclamation-laden blog post titled "Trash Your Teen's New Urban Outfitters Catalog Today!", the moms lay out their call to action:
Urban Outfitters Will Make Your Daughter A Lesbian, Worries Hate Group
SFist Tonight, 4/13: Midnite For Maniacs
Tonight, watch a few "growing up too fast" films that are set in Japan, "be a slave for fashion" at the de Young, or attend a couple of short plays that complement and contrast each other.
Scenes From Jean Paul Gaultier Gala At The DeYoung
Saturday's Jean Paul Gaultier gala at the deYoung Museum could go down as one of the most stylish yet amiable events in the city's drunken party history, with barely a tacky red prom dress redo in sight. The bash, which saw the likes of tony society ilk mingling with horny leather queens, celebrated Gaultier's exhibit now at the deYoung. The designer arrived at the massive party with chronic burlesquer Dita Von Teese, both of whom were mobbed by fame-hungry attendees looking to get some face time.
And Now, Dede Wilsey Flanked By Nearly Nude Gay Guys
Another reason we love SFGate's Catherine Bigelow? Shot like this: Society dowager Dede Wilsey posing next to male performers Adam Musgrave and Ronnie Reg Waite at a tricked out SOMA loft on Thursday night. (Typical Dede!) The bash was in honor of Jean Paul Gaultier's Bay Area arrival and his new exhibition at the deYoung. Read/see all about it.
Photo: Lower Haight Swing Action
The Mission isn't the only place with a public makeshift swing (RIP!), the Lower Haight played host to some noontime fun today care of this swing in the Lower Haight being used by two fashionable locals. Glorious.
SFist This Weekend: The Creators Project
This weekend, mingle with art and tech enthusiasts, celebrate Irish heritage, rummage through racks of prime vintage fashions, sip tea with drag queens, or walk down the proverbial aisle with hordes of soggy brides.
Photo: Giants Fan's Hat Features Action Figures, Astroturf, Glory
Giants fan Lonee Hoffman of Fremont sports this breathtaking baseball cap anointed with figurines of San Francisco Giants players as she watches her favorite team workout before a spring training game against the Cleveland Indians on Wednesday. Also, her friend, Carol Logan of Cupertino, has one too. Behold:
Behold The Asymmetrical Gold-Mesh Tank Top For Men
Concocted by the minds at San Francisco-based Cute Tank, this sartorial... stoke of genius? monstrosity? unbridled gayness? all of the above? Well, it will debut at their upcoming San Francisco fashion show party on March 17. Sure, you can tear your tussled hipster-gay hair out over the asymmetrical tank top's gloriousness, but you won't be rolling your eyes once you see it on Michael Fassbender? Ha!
Looks Like A Pump, Feels Like A Tacky Giants Heel
For the San Francisco sports fan who has everything, we present to you the SF Giants heel by Herstar. This staggering platform pump, representing San Francisco Giants team colors and logo, comes in luscious shades of black and orange. They're perfect for any occasion, like stepping on stale beer and curdling nacho cheese as you sashay from your seat at AT&T Park to the bathroom.
Union Square: Wait In Line In Your Underwear, Get Free Suit
Looking for a new, free two-piece suit? Here's how you can get it: Wearing only your underwear please head down to Desigual in Union Square (101 Powell) after midnight on Friday, March 2; be one of the first 100 people in line; wait until the doors open at 9 a.m.; and then, if you haven't yet succumbed to hypothermia, you will get a free two-piece suit of your choice. But only if you're one of the first 100 people in line will you score a free suit.
Jean Paul Gaultier Exhibit: Designer's Childhood Teddy Bear Wearing First Cone Bra
First came the works of Vivienne Westwood. Then a seamless Alexander McQueen show. Now the deYoung Museum intends to outdo itself with an earth's core-shattering retrospective of Jean Paul Gaultier. Opening on March 24, the de Young Museum presents The Fashion World of Jean Paul Gaultier: From the Sidewalk to the Catwalk, the first exhibition devoted to the French designer famous for the cone bra, Madonna's Blond Ambition tour, costuming numerous Luc Besson and Pedro Almodovar movies, and so much more. His personal themes of “equality, diversity and perversity" will highlight the exhibit on view at the de Young from March 24 August 19, 2012.
Behold: Bill Murray Golfing In A Camouflage Ghillie Suit
The fashion reports from Pebble Beach keep rolling in. First it was San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt Cain stepping out in argyle with the Giants broadcast team and now we have 2012 Bill Murray channeling 1980 Bill Murray and hitting the links in what appears to be an Army-issue camouflage ghillie suit for the AT&T National Pro-Am on Saturday. So far no incidents of exploding fairways have been reported.
Meanwhile, In Pebble Beach: Matt Cain Wears Argyle Pants
When it comes to the San Francisco Giants, there are fashion statements and then there are fashion statements. While Brian Wilson might be the undisputed king of fratboy costume party antics, it's nice to see a member of the Giants' pitching staff at least attempting to dress like a normal human being who steps out in public once in awhile instead of acting like an insane dictator. Anyhow, here's Matt Cain orange and black argyle pants at the Giants vs. 49ers Charity Shootout at Pebble Beach. A bold fashion statement, to be sure.
Duh, Of Course The Mission's Streaker Was Wearing Converse [PHOTO]
Mission Mission brings our attention to something of the utmost importance this morning: a Converse All Stars-sporting hipster streaker caught by SFPD on Thursday night. An especially brave move seeing as how last night's weather almost dipped down to freezing levels. Anyway, we're thrilled he's wearing Mission denizens' favorite choice in footwear. It made us wonder what other neighborhood locals would wear if, through a combination of drugs and alcohol (or so we assume), they too went streaking in the night.
Shooting At Richmond Mall During Nike Air Jordan Frenzy
At the Hilltop Mall in the city of Richmond, shots rang out at around 6 a.m. An estimated three thousand were in line waiting for the new Nike's new Air Jordan 11 Retro Concords. (The shoes, it seems, appreciate in value.) That's when someone fired a gun into the air. According to KRON 4 Morning News, no one was hurt and a suspect is in custody.
SFist Tonight, 11/17: Robyn Hitchcock, An Age of Monsters, Turk+Taylor
MUSIC: The legendary Robyn Hitchcock will be at Slim's tonight performing his 1990 solo album in its entirety, Eye, which Hitchcock says concluded his stint on the college radio air waves. Also featuring guest Dawn Mitschele. (8 p.m., Slim's, 333 11th Street)
SFist Tonight, 11/3: MoAD's The Art of the Suit, Transgender Film Fest, Exploratorium's The Senses
FASHION: Learn all about the art of being a black dandy at Museum of the African Diaspora's After Dark presentation of The Art of the Suit, featuring "live styling" sessions, live music by the Bayonics performing as Hot Pocket, a screening of the documentary "The Importance of Being Elegant," and more. (6 to 9 p.m., Museum of the African Diaspora,
685 Mission Street)
Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Amazing 1955 Ladies' Eyewear Fashions
Here's a pure, polished gem from the height of cat-eye glasses mania in 1955. We're pretty sure that there is not a single pair of frames shown here that is not butt-ass ugly. And we are also quite certain there are 1,000 girls in the Mission who would KILL for several of them if they happened upon them at Idol Vintage. [Polka-Dottie via WOW]
Does Brian Wilson Endorse Ed Lee?
During a Fleet Week fete on Saturday, Giants star Brian Wilson made an appearance at a party while sporting a bizarre outfit. While the pic's photog (from Portal A Interactive) didn't grant SFist permission to publish the image of Wilson and his unusual attire—which, among a bevy of sartorial accents, featured pleather MC Hammerian balloon pants, a large gold belt, and two gold chains extending down his legs—we can tell you that the noted pitcher wore an orange t-shirt that read, "Fear the mustache," complete with a cartoon mustache and rectangular eyeglasses.
SFist This Weekend: IndieMart, Open Studios, Italian Heritage Parade, and More!
IndieMart: IndieMart celebrates Indian Summer with a "full fledged metal & psych rock fest, loaded with short sleeves a plenty, foxy ladies in fringe, summer BBQ, one too many beers and oh yeah, the best part- 100 rad vendors," including DIY-ers, makers, designers, screenprinters, illustrators, artists, typographers, vintage, a few carpenters, and foodies.
SFist Interviews: Mira Pickett of Mission Boutique Mira Mira
In recent style and design rumblings, the launch of the new lookbook for local woman-owned Mission boutique and style house, Mira Mira, happened over the weekend. Owner Mira Pickett teamed up with friend and neighbor, Georgia Rew, of Pretty Pretty Collective to throw down a runway party in celebration of their new fall looks - and their impending style takeover of 22nd Street.
Chloe Harris Named New '7x7 Magazine' Executive Editor
The tony overlords at 7x7 Magazine named Stylebistro editor (and, above all else, former SFist style editor) Chloe Harris their new executive editor. In addition to having worked within the fashion media realm for years now, she's also a staunch advocate of marriage equality with her partner, food photographer Frankie Frankeny. (Check out JustMarried for more details.)
Check Out Brian Wilson's Futuristic Kicks
Because we can never not blog a Brian Wilson fashion statement, here's a shot of the bearded one's footwear spotted in the dugout Friday at Coors Field. The shoes, in case you missed all the hype, are Nike Air MAGs. Children of the 80s and Robert Zemeckis fans might recognize them as strikingly similar to the shoes Marty McFly picked up on a trip to 2015 in Back to the Future: Part II. Although Nike hasn't quite perfected the self-lacing technology from the movie, they do light up with LEDs - making them only slightly more awesome than the bright orange numbers that famously netted Wilson a hefty fine for wearing on the field.
SFist Tonight, 9/8: Fred Hersch Doc-in-Progress, Electronic Music Festival, Italian Fashion Through the Years
FILM: Yerba Buena Center for the Arts will host a discussion and clip screening of My Coma Dreams, a work-in-progress documentary about jazz great, educator, and AIDS activist Fred Hersch and the vivid dreams and nightmares he experienced while in an AIDS-related coma. (7:30 p.m., Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, 701 Mission Street)
SFist Tonight, 9/7: Fringe Festival, Tim Lee, Sustainable Fashion
COMEDY: Ex-scientist turned comedian Tim Lee takes the stage at the Punchline. As NY Times reports, "The former biologist was Tim Lee. After completing his undergraduate biology degree at the University of California, San Diego, he worked at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography for a while before he realized he needed a doctorate to do the interesting work. But by the time he finished his Ph.D. at the University of California, Davis, he had realized he hated academia." Hilarious! $20, 8 pm, Punchline (444 Battery)
SFist Tonight, 8/10: 'Entitled,' 'Meek's Cutoff' and 'Limbo' Double Feature, Caveat Lector
FASHION: Project One Gallery is being transformed into a modern-day salon for Entitled, in which avant garde artists and designers have been invited to be "entitled and courageous in their expression of culture, sexuality, and fashion," featuring both fashion pieces and fashion-inspired art and sculpture. (7 p.m. to 1 a.m., Project One, 251 Rhode Island Street)
Man Attacked in the Outer Mission for Wearing Wrong Shirt
A group of men attacked a fellow bar patron at a bar on the 5700 block of Mission Street for apparently sporting the wrong kind of fashion. "The 31-year-old victim was pulled outside of the bar by five suspects who apparently did not like his shirt," reports SF Appeal. "The suspects beat the man and also took his cellphone and cash before fleeing."
Sexpigeon's Muni Shirts Now Available Online
You know those stellar shirt Sexpigeon made a year or so ago, and sold at parks and bars around the city? You don't? Well, you simply must check them out at once. They're gorgeous. And he just put them on Spreadshirt, which means you can now purchase then on the world wide web.

