<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[failure - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>failure - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:57:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/failure/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Sorry, Apple Fanatics: The 'Steve Jobs' Movie Is A Box-Office Bomb]]></title><description><![CDATA[A solid reminder that the rest of the world isn't as tech-obsessed as the Bay Area.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2015/10/26/sorry_apple_fanatics_the_steve_jobs/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242ce544ad066cdcf73b9b</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[aaron sorkin]]></category><category><![CDATA[failure]]></category><category><![CDATA[michael fassbender]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eve Batey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2015 14:35:00 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a refreshing reminder that the rest of the world is not up Steve Jobs' ass the way many folks here are, the much-lauded Aaron Sorkin film about the Apple founder has reportedly "bombed" at the box office.</p>

<p>The film, <a href="http://sfist.com/2015/01/02/extras_with_80s_hair_wanted_for_bay.php">much of which was shot in SF</a>, "generated $7.3 million in U.S. and Canadian theaters, about a third of what BoxOffice.com analysts had estimated," <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-25/-steve-jobs-film-disappoints-as-moviegoers-skip-oscar-hopeful">Bloomberg reports</a>.</p>

<p>The film, which was widely released this past weekend, came in at #7, behind such classics as Vin Diesel's <em>The Last Witch Hunter</em> (#4, at $10.8 million) and <em>Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension</em> (#6, at $8.2 million). This despite a glowing reception from critics and Oscar buzz for star Michael Fassbender.</p>

<p>Alas, it is also Fassbender who's being blamed for some of the film's failure, as <a href="http://variety.com/2015/film/box-office/steve-jobs-flops-1201626243/">Variety says he</a> "lacks the drawing power to open the picture." As did, it appears, Jobs' name itself!</p>

<p>Describing the film as "too brainy, too cold, and too expensive to make it a success," Variety notes that $7.3 million puts it only slightly ahead of the "$6.7 million that <em>Jobs</em>, a critically derided film about the iPhone father with Ashton Kutcher, made in its initial weekend." OUCH.</p>

<p>While the film did well locally, with "with three out of the top 10 grossing theaters nationwide being in the San Francisco Bay area," <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-25/-steve-jobs-film-disappoints-as-moviegoers-skip-oscar-hopeful">Bloomberg reports</a>, the rest of the country didn't appear to give a shit. </p>

<p>Perhaps that was because, <a href="http://variety.com/2015/film/box-office/steve-jobs-flops-1201626243/">as Variety puts it,</a> "Jobs was an emotionally abusive perfectionist. That kind of drive inspires great drama, but is a difficult sell."</p>

<p>And with an opening like that, things seem bleaker for Jobs than for (too many jokes about local startups with stupid ideas to choose just one!!!). Variety says that the film has to do $120 million to break even, but since it's "dialogue-driven and lacks a major star, its foreign prospects seem bleak."</p>

<p>Before you feel too bad for screenwriter Aaron Sorkin or Fassbender, though, know that theirs wasn't the only failure in the last few days — last weekend <em>Jem And The Holograms</em> opened to just $1.3 million, giving it (<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/jem-and-the-holograms-was-not-outrageous-at-all#.uo2ema6RB">per Buzzfeed</a>) "he worst wide opening weekend ever for a movie released by a major studio."</p>

<p>So, yeah, things could be worse.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bauer to Give Local Restaurant Zero Stars Tomorrow]]></title><description><![CDATA[You feel that chill? That harrowing sensation? That prickly breeze? It's the sparks emanating from the Bay Area food community's nerves being ripped to shreds. Tomorrow, according to <a href="http://i...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2010/09/08/bauer_to_give_local_restaurant_zero/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2426e844ad066cdcf422a4</guid><category><![CDATA[SF Restaurants, Food & Drink]]></category><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><category><![CDATA[failure]]></category><category><![CDATA[food criticism]]></category><category><![CDATA[michael bauer]]></category><category><![CDATA[oh the humanity]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:15:12 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/09/bauer_zero-thumb-640xauto-547002.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/09/bauer_zero-thumb-640xauto-547002.jpg" alt="Bauer to Give Local Restaurant Zero Stars Tomorrow"><p></p>

<p>You feel that chill? That harrowing sensation? That prickly breeze? It's the sparks emanating from the Bay Area food community's nerves being ripped to shreds. Tomorrow, according to <a href="http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/paololucchesi/2010/09/08/tomorrow-one-local-restaurant-will-get-zero-stars/">Inside Scoop</a> editor Paolo Lucchesi, make-or-break food critic Michael <a href="http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/paololucchesi/2010/09/08/tomorrow-one-local-restaurant-will-get-zero-stars/">Bauer will update a local restaurant with zero (0) stars for food</a>.</p>

<p><em>Gulp.</em></p>

<p>"[A]s most know, The Chronicle rating system is different from, say, The New York Times, in that one-star reviews are very rare themselves, meaning <strong>a zero-star food rating is pretty much like seeing a yeti get a 8pm reservation at Flour + Water</strong>," Lucchesi forewarns, going on to say, "it’s been a long, long while since the feared Zero Star stamp has been taken out of top secret storage, even if it is just for the food rating."</p>

<p>Any guesses? Our guess is <a href="http://sfist.com/2010/08/09/sfist_eats_jollibee.php">Jollibee</a>. (However, we pray this isn't the beginning of a <a href="http://zerozerosf.com/">terrible pun</a>.) </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[American Football Spectacular: The Niners Are Courting Condi?! Keep Your Powder Dry.]]></title><description><![CDATA[OK, it has been <a href=http://blogs.nfl.com/2008/10/26/49ers-interested-in-condoleezza-rice/>reported by the NFL Network</a> that the 49ers may offer a position to Secretary Of State <a href=http://e...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/10/27/american_football_spectacular_the_n/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242ae044ad066cdcf62d3d</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[49ers]]></category><category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category><category><![CDATA[afs]]></category><category><![CDATA[American Football Spectacular]]></category><category><![CDATA[condi]]></category><category><![CDATA[Condoleezza Rice]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[failure]]></category><category><![CDATA[flash 80]]></category><category><![CDATA[football]]></category><category><![CDATA[i miss eddie debartolo]]></category><category><![CDATA[iraq]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerry Rice]]></category><category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category><category><![CDATA[Niners]]></category><category><![CDATA[no]]></category><category><![CDATA[pathetic]]></category><category><![CDATA[please baby jesus let it be a rumor]]></category><category><![CDATA[rumor]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[war]]></category><category><![CDATA[what's next -- Kissinger at defensive coordinator?]]></category><category><![CDATA[yorks]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist Christopher Rogers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:32:23 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry189528_thumb-thumb-640xauto-37054.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry189528_thumb-thumb-640xauto-37054.jpg" alt="American Football Spectacular: The Niners Are Courting Condi?! Keep Your Powder Dry."><p>Meaning: Be prepared and save your resources until they are needed.</p>

<p>Origin: The allusion is to gunpowder which soldiers had to keep dry in order to be ready to fight when required.</p>

<p>OK, it has been <a href="http://blogs.nfl.com/2008/10/26/49ers-interested-in-condoleezza-rice/">reported by the NFL Network</a> that the 49ers may offer a position to Secretary Of State <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleezza_Rice"><b>Condoleezza Rice</b></a></p>

<blockquote>One high-ranking 49ers official said last week, “If she’s interested in talking to us, I’m interested in talking to her.” Rice has told friends as recently as last week she would love to become president of an NFL team.</blockquote>

<p>Should this rumor develop into an actual possibility, you'd best be that we'll unleash a fusillade of withering criticism at the current all-measurable-results-are-failure <b>York</b> family 49er ownership for offering a job to an all-measurable-results-are-failure war criminal. For the Yorks to make such an insane business move... the thought almost defeats all irony. This simply can't be.</p>

<p>Or, perhaps it'd be a perfect match: at best, Ms. Rice is inept, allowing herself to be blinded by her own preconceptions, and in following her preconceptions, she has horribly injured the United States Of America. At worst, she's a liar, who ineptly attempted to craft reality to her own preconceptions and failed, horribly injuring the United States Of America.</p>

<p>Either way -- her record of stubbornness in the face of facts, obfuscation, avoidance of consensus, lack of care for the people she was tasked to represent, and overall results of abject failure make her a perfect candidate for these York-owned 49ers based on all of the post-<b>Mooch</b> decisions that <b>Dr. York</b> has made.</p>

<p>Pa<i>thet</i>ic.</p>

<p>Not to mention the fact that <a href="http://blogs.nfl.com/2008/10/26/49ers-interested-in-condoleezza-rice/">she's <i>a Broncos fan</i></a>!</p>

<p>Let this only be a rumor. Please.</p>

<p>The 49ers should be retiring <b>Jerry Rice</b>'s jersey, not offering the specific personage of failure that is Condoleezza Rice any sort of of job in any capacity ever. <i>Ever</i>.</p>

<p><font size="1"><i>Photo via ytmnd.com</i></font></p><i>lieve</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's Time to Take Translink out Behind the Barn and Shoot it]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good news: <A href="http://sfist.com/2007/08/15/were_never_goin.php">Translink</a> will be up and running on Muni in the late fall/early winter of 2007. Or at least, that's what Muni said <a href="htt...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/29/its_time_to_tak/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24230244ad066cdcf21c41</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[BART]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[buses]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chron]]></category><category><![CDATA[erg ltd]]></category><category><![CDATA[failure]]></category><category><![CDATA[history]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[pattern of behavior]]></category><category><![CDATA[payment]]></category><category><![CDATA[The All]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[the program]]></category><category><![CDATA[Transit]]></category><category><![CDATA[translink]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:38:52 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The impossible Translink dream has been stumbling around like a rabid possum for so long that it's sometimes hard to remember how disastrous it's been. But for years, it's always been  ready. Just a few more months. Just one more test. Just a few million more. Can't stop us now. Nearly there. So close. This time, we <i>promise</i> it'll work.</p>

<p>And now, let's refresh our memories with a trip down memory lane with the Chron:</p>

<p>01/15/98: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/1998/01/15/MN71750.DTL&amp;hw=translink&amp;sn=048&amp;sc=217">Multitransit card proposed</a> - "The MTC hopes that by 2001, Bay Area residents will be able to use Translink cards on any local transit system, anytime. It will cost about $38 million to set up the program, including the pilot study, and run it for the first five years."</p>

<p>05/22/99: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/1999/05/22/ED88873.DTL&amp;hw=translink&amp;sn=044&amp;sc=235">A Smart Transit Idea</a></p>

<p>12/10/01: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2001/12/10/MN198924.DTL&amp;hw=translink&amp;sn=035&amp;sc=805">Regional transit tickets almost ready for test</a> - "...took $61 million and nearly a decade to develop."</p>

<p>09/19/02: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2002/09/19/BA45360.DTL&amp;hw=translink&amp;sn=031&amp;sc=707">Universal transit ticket a success -- BART glitch</a></p>

<p>09/08/03: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/09/08/ED252921.DTL&amp;hw=translink&amp;sn=024&amp;sc=240">The All-Purpose Fare Card</a> - "The Bay Area is close to having a single regional transit ticket..."</p>

<p>09/26/03: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/09/26/BA66597.DTL&amp;hw=translink&amp;sn=021&amp;sc=181">BART Directors to Join 'Smart Ticket' Plan</a></p>

<p>08/26/05: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/26/BAG46ED6RN1.DTL&amp;hw=translink&amp;sn=016&amp;sc=108">BART Credit Card in the Works</a> - "ticket machines and fare gates won't be equipped to take the cards until late next year."</p>

<p>01/16/07: <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/sso_detail?blogid=37&amp;entry_id=12669">TransLink Glitch</a> - "BART, [Muni] and Caltrain are expected to launch this year."</p><i>almost</i>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>