<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[fail - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>fail - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:57:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/fail/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[S.F. Gays Use Sharp Jewelry To Spread AIDS, Claims Pat Robertson]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sick television evangelist Pat Robertson took to the air on Tuesday on the <em>700 Club</em> to make <a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-gay-people-deliberately-spread-hivaids-cut...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2013/08/27/sf_gays_use_sharp_jewelry_to_spread/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242d4744ad066cdcf76d1f</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[AIDS]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[gays]]></category><category><![CDATA[HIV]]></category><category><![CDATA[lgbt]]></category><category><![CDATA[lies]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pat Robertson]]></category><category><![CDATA[public health]]></category><category><![CDATA[religion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2013 12:23:16 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2013/08/t_robertson_hiv-thumb-640xauto-806087.png" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2013/08/t_robertson_hiv-thumb-640xauto-806087.png" alt="S.F. Gays Use Sharp Jewelry To Spread AIDS, Claims Pat Robertson"><p></p>

<p>Sick television evangelist Pat Robertson took to the air on Tuesday on the <em>700 Club</em> to make <a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-gay-people-deliberately-spread-hivaids-cutting-people-special-rings">wild, untrue claims</a> about gay man in San Francisco and their use of jewelry. Specifically, he said that gay men use sharp rings to cut and intentionally infect others with HIV.</p>

<p>Though edited out from the CBN broadcast, his accusation did air online, according to <a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-gay-people-deliberately-spread-hivaids-cutting-people-special-rings">Right Wing Watch</a>. Robertson's sanity-free claim was in a response to a viewer question from "a woman who wondered if it was wrong for the church not to inform her that a man she was driving to worship services is 'dying of AIDS.'"</p>

<blockquote>“There are laws now, I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction, you can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they’ve got high blood pressure, but you can’t tell anybody you’ve got AIDS...

<p>...You know what they do in San Francisco, some in the gay community there they want to get people so if they got the stuff they’ll have a ring, you shake hands, and the ring’s got a little thing where you cut your finger. Really. It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder."</p>
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<p>Watch (and cringe) below:</p>

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<p>We can safely say that Robertson's claim is inaccurate. </p>

<p>[<a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-gay-people-deliberately-spread-hivaids-cutting-people-special-rings">RRW</a>]<br>
[<a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-gay-people-deliberately-spread-hivaids-cutting-people-special-rings">Towleroad</a>]<br>
[<a href="http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/video-pat-robertson-says-san-francisco-gays-deliberately">TMP</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Video: Local News Names Asiana Airlines Pilots "Ho Lee Fuk," Other Racist Names [Updated]]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bay Area FOX affiliate KTVU 2 might want to check their NTSB sources a little more closely. The station's news team just aired the (alleged) names of the pilots involved in the <a href="http://sfist.c...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2013/07/12/ktvu_names_asiana_pilots_ho_lee_fuk/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2430f044ad066cdcf9481a</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[asiana airlines]]></category><category><![CDATA[asiana airlines flight 214]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[media]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[oops]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2013 13:45:22 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p>

<p>Bay Area FOX affiliate KTVU 2 might want to check their NTSB sources a little more closely. The station's news team just aired the (alleged) names of the pilots involved in the <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/asianaairlines">Asiana Airlines flight 214 crash</a>, which include <strong>Captain Sum Ting Wong</strong> and <strong>Ho Lee Fuk</strong>.  </p>

<p>Further, the anchors actually read the names on the air. Behold:</p>

<p><iframe width="640" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/VqjlhtKIToo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>

<p>We can only assume Bartholomew J. Simpson was the person who confirmed the names.</p>

<p><strong>Update:</strong> <a href="http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/ktvu-apology/nYpL3/">KTVU 2</a> issued an apology and explanation for the muck up. The FOX affiliate claims that the names were "confirmed by an NTSB official" in the agency's Washington, D.C. office. In a now-deleted published apology, KTVU said:</p>

<blockquote>"Prior to air, the names were confirmed by an NTSB official in the agency's Washington D.C. office. Despite that confirmation, KTVUY realized the names that aired were not accurate and issued an apology later in the newscast. The correct names of the pilots in the cockpit were Lee Gang-guk and Lee Jeong-Min."</blockquote>

<p><br>
Also, noted Howard Stern prankster <a href="https://twitter.com/captainjanks/status/355793331575459841">Captain Janks has denied responsibility</a> for the bit. Today's on-air snafu also makes <a href="http://www.ktvu.com/news/online/home/viewers-choose-ktvu-coverage-asiana-airlines-fligh/nYjT9/">this bizarre article</a> all the more pointless.</p>

<p><strong>Update II:</strong> KTVU released the following apology on Twitter:</p>

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<p>Offering our sincerest apology after falling for a hoax on <a href="https://twitter.com/KTVU">@KTVU</a> News at noon <a href="http://t.co/TCPyauAn0f">http://t.co/TCPyauAn0f</a></p>— KTVU (@KTVU) <a href="https://twitter.com/KTVU/statuses/355824615668465664">July 12, 2013</a>
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<p><br>
<strong>Update III:</strong> The NTSB has <a href="http://sfist.com/2013/07/12/ntsb_issues_statement_about_erroneo.php">issued their own statement of apology</a>, in which they blame a summer intern for the misinformation.</p>

<p><strong>Update IV:</strong> KTVU has sine had the original clip pulled. We found another version. Here it is:</p>

<p><iframe width="640" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SjUPb4J_MGo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[America's Cup Economic Impact Downgraded By Half]]></title><description><![CDATA[When city officials and Larry Ellison were originally touting the amazing and marvelous economic impacts that would come to S.F. from hosting the America's Cup, it seems that they, and their consultan...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2013/03/11/americas_cup_economic_impact_downgr/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242df944ad066cdcf7c68b</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[america's cup]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[larry ellison]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay Barmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:35:20 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2012/08/acup_champagne3-thumb-640xauto-737168.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2012/08/acup_champagne3-thumb-640xauto-737168.jpg" alt="America's Cup Economic Impact Downgraded By Half"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span></p>

<p>When city officials and Larry Ellison were originally touting the amazing and marvelous economic impacts that would come to S.F. from hosting the America's Cup, it seems that they, and their consultants, were a bit overly optimistic. A new study by the same firm that did the original economic impact projection three years ago has concluded that the upcoming America's Cup races <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/blog/2013/03/americas-cup-economic-impact-lowered.html">will bring $780 million</a> into the local economy, down from the <a href="http://sfist.com/2011/01/02/its_official_americas_cup_2013_to_b.php">earlier projected $1.4 billion</a>. </p>

<p>The events happen this year, between July and October, and construction for the various race-related arenas has already begun. Only four international teams will be competing in the yacht race, down from a projected dozen in the original report. </p>

<p>And now the 9,000-seat America's Cup Pavilion, which is coming to Piers 27-29, is set to open next May, and will host <a href="http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/2013/01/america-s-cup-concert-venue-grew-original-plans">a huge Sting concert</a> on June 2, 2013, as well as other "world class" music acts throughout the summer. The pavilion will be a temporary structure, and will be dismantled following the final races in October to make way for <a href="http://sfist.com/2012/12/20/the_new_cruise_terminal_at_pier_27.php">a new cruise ship terminal</a>.</p>

<p>Former supervisor Aaron Peskin and current supervisor John Avalos have both been vocal in their criticism of the race, and this huge drop in projected impacts is sure to come up in an upcoming hearing organized by Avalos. At issue, also, are any expenses for which the city might have to foot the bill.</p>

<p>[<a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/blog/2013/03/americas-cup-economic-impact-lowered.html">SF Business Times</a>]</p>

<p><a href="http://sfist.com/tags/america'scup"><strong>All previous America's Cup coverage on SFist.</strong></a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Photo Du Jour: Fail]]></title><description><![CDATA["<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/analogskirt/6854618763/">Fail</a>" by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/analogskirt/">analogskirt</a>.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2012/02/13/photo_du_jour_fail/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24247044ad066cdcf2dfa3</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[photo du jour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:00:07 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2012/02/pdj02132012-thumb-640xauto-693708.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2012/02/pdj02132012-thumb-640xauto-693708.jpg" alt="Photo Du Jour: Fail"><p></p>

<p>"<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/analogskirt/6854618763/">Fail</a>" by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/analogskirt/">analogskirt</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[More Muni Underground Delays]]></title><description><![CDATA[A fuming Jay Barmann sends us this message, "Running an errand downtown and once again Muni underground is having 'technical difficulties' that are causing major congestion inbound." Which, oddly enou...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2010/10/25/more_muni_underground_delays/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24323c44ad066cdcf9ed8a</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[delays]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 12:38:56 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/10/moremunidelaysgr-thumb-640xauto-564592.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/10/moremunidelaysgr-thumb-640xauto-564592.jpg" alt="More Muni Underground Delays"><p></p>

<p>A fuming Jay Barmann sends us this message, "Running an errand downtown and once again Muni underground is having 'technical difficulties' that are causing major congestion inbound." Which, oddly enough, <a href="http://sfist.com/2010/10/18/major_muni_underground_delays_happe.php">happened the same time last week</a>. Expect 5 - 10 minute delays in each station. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's Going On Here, Philadelphia?]]></title><description><![CDATA[We have nothing but love for cheesesteak sandwiches, <a href="http://www.tastykake.com/">Tastykakes</a>, and <a href="http://www.phillyist.com">Phillyist</a> editor Jill Ivey (Hi, Jill!), but we've go...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2010/10/17/whats_going_on_here_philadelphia/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242cf444ad066cdcf74531</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[Giants]]></category><category><![CDATA[giants_rule]]></category><category><![CDATA[jerks]]></category><category><![CDATA[playoffs]]></category><category><![CDATA[sfgiants]]></category><category><![CDATA[tim_lincecum]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 11:00:25 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p>

<p>We have nothing but love for cheesesteak sandwiches, <a href="http://www.tastykake.com/">Tastykakes</a>, and <a href="http://www.phillyist.com">Phillyist</a> editor Jill Ivey (Hi, Jill!), but we've got nothing but stabby hate for a few Phillies fans this morning. You'll notice in this picture, provided by AP, a few fans holding up obnoxious signs aimed at Lincecum during <a href="http://sfist.com/2010/10/16/giants_win_4-3.php">last night's victory against Philadelphia</a>. </p>

<p>Oh, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5qFiutuOZ8&amp;feature=player_embedded">and another thing</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parking Brake Mistake Blamed for Last Month's JetBlue Emergency Landing Fire]]></title><description><![CDATA[Remember how a <a href="http://sfist.com/2010/08/26/15_injured_after_jetblue_plane_catc.php">JetBlue plane made an emergency landing in Sacramento last month</a>, one that blew two tires and sparked a...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2010/09/23/parking_brake_mistake_blamed_for_la/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2432a544ad066cdcfa28ef</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[emergency landing]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[JetBlue]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sacramento]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 10:30:07 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/08/2007_02_jetblue-thumb-640xauto-542282.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/08/2007_02_jetblue-thumb-640xauto-542282.jpg" alt="Parking Brake Mistake Blamed for Last Month's JetBlue Emergency Landing Fire"><p></p>

<p>Remember how a <a href="http://sfist.com/2010/08/26/15_injured_after_jetblue_plane_catc.php">JetBlue plane made an emergency landing in Sacramento last month</a>, one that blew two tires and sparked a small fire? Well, the reason for the landing has been revealed. It was due to the plane's parking brake being on at the time of landing. </p>

<p>Oops.</p>

<p>According to <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/jetblue_plane_landed_finds_parking_zClq174bga6Mpa1QtwEqOJ?CMP=OTC-rss&amp;FEEDNAME=">NY Post</a>, "After looking into the incident, National Transportation Safety Board investigators found the parking brake on the plane was turned on as high as 5,100 feet above sea level, but the two pilots had no idea."</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Muni Fail In Progres]]></title><description><![CDATA[@<a href="http://twitter.com/munialerts">MuniAlerts</a> (a Twitter feed you should follow closely) says: "24 broken down in Market / Castro intersection. Ex[p]ect more delays than usual." (<a href="ht...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2010/03/22/muni_fail_in_progres/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2426a544ad066cdcf40276</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[castro]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[Transportation]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:19:01 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/03/muni_fail-thumb-640xauto-490795.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/03/muni_fail-thumb-640xauto-490795.jpg" alt="Muni Fail In Progres"><p></p>

<p>@<a href="http://twitter.com/munialerts">MuniAlerts</a> (a Twitter feed you should follow closely) says: "24 broken down in Market / Castro intersection. Ex[p]ect more delays than usual." (<a href="http://twitpic.com/1abbhq">Pic</a>)</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Power Outage Shuts Down Muni Metro (Updated)]]></title><description><![CDATA[We're getting reports this evening that there's a subway power outage in San Francisco, resulting in Muni metro lines being "totally dead."]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/12/09/power_outage_shuts_down_muni_metro/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242caf44ad066cdcf71d03</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[power outage]]></category><category><![CDATA[sfmta]]></category><category><![CDATA[subway]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:15:03 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/12/muni2cdl-thumb-640xauto-464956.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/12/muni2cdl-thumb-640xauto-464956.jpg" alt="Power Outage Shuts Down Muni Metro (Updated)"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span></p>

<p>We're getting reports this evening that there's a subway power outage in San Francisco, resulting in Muni metro lines being "totally dead." </p>

<p>According to <a href="http://twitter.com/munialerts/status/6517080508">MuniAlerts</a>: "Subway outage may last all night. Shuttle buses are running, but jam-packed and slow. Double-up on cabs if you can!" </p>

<p>MuniAlerts goes on to <a href="http://twitter.com/munialerts/status/6517242997">report</a> that "[l]ight rail lines appear to be running on surface streets, but are stopping at Market St tunnel." As we write this (from the chilly living room of your editor), we can only imagine how cold it must be for those of your stuck on platforms. What's worse, Twitter ilk are reporting that shuttle service is spotty and hard to find. Sigh. </p>

<p><strong>Update: 6:45 p.m</strong>.: <a href="http://transit.511.org/accessible/announcements/detail.aspx?ann=53438">511</a> has more details on tonight's outage. " Muni subway service has been disrupted due to overhead wires being down at Van Ness Station in the inbound direction. <strong>Muni bus shuttles are operating between Embarcadero and Castro stations.</strong> "</p>

<p><strong>Update 7:28 p.m.</strong> : CBS 5's Joe Vazquez (@<a href="http://twitter.com/JoeCBS5/status/6519450234">JoeCBS5</a>) reports: "Muni spokesman Judson True says tr[a]in repair could take hours, <strong>May not be ready until the morning commute</strong>." (Also, why is there no mention of this major Muni meltdown on SFGate yet? Strange. Wonder if it has something to do with reports saying that "<a href="http://twitter.com/munialerts/status/6519851454">Muni waited an hour to send an alert to the media</a>.")</p>

<p><strong>Update 7:40 p.m.</strong>: Check out <a href="http://www.sfmta.com/cms/mroutes/metro.htm#alternatives">Muni Metro Subway Alternates</a> for alternate service info. (Note: Buses are "<a href="http://twitter.com/andrewmackenzie/statuses/6519804193">packed</a>" <a href="http://twitter.com/stankpalmer/statuses/6519684190">with</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/reddeathsinvite/statuses/6519788745">cold, angry</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/reddeathsinvite/statuses/6519788745">Muni customers</a>.)</p>

<p><strong>Update 7:50 p.m.</strong>: Joe Vazquez (@<a href="http://twitter.com/JoeCBS5/status/6520079750">JoeCBS5</a>) says: "There's a fair amount of overhead wire down. Crews will be down there for the next many hours. <strong>Trains to resume at 5:30 AM.</strong>" Which is to say, you can forget about taking the underground tonight, folks.</p>

<p><strong>Update 8:20 p.m.</strong>: MTA spokesman Judson True <a href="http://cbs5.com/video/?id=59080@kpix.dayport.com">explains what happened</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Meg Whitman = Bad Citizen]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well, well, well.  It looks like some pesky reporter over at the Sacto Bee got snoopy and discovered that <a href="http://www.sacbee.com/capitolandcalifornia/story/2205364.html">Former E-Bay CEO and c...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/09/30/meg_whitman_bad_citizen/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2429e744ad066cdcf5af96</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[election 2010]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[meg whitman]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[voting]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:36:49 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/09/meg_whitmansf-thumb-640xauto-444639.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/09/meg_whitmansf-thumb-640xauto-444639.jpg" alt="Meg Whitman = Bad Citizen"><p></p>

<p><strong>by Chris Jones</strong></p>

<p>Well, well, well.  It looks like some pesky reporter over at the Sacto Bee got snoopy and discovered that <a href="http://www.sacbee.com/capitolandcalifornia/story/2205364.html">Former E-Bay CEO and current Republican gubernatorial candidate, Meg Whitman, somehow managed to forget to vote for like the entirety of her whole life</a>.  Apparently, the 53 year old Whitman only just registered to vote in 2002.  Something tells this writer that failing to perform one’s civic duty at the ballot box sort of renders one’s opinions on how to run the state totally moot.  Particularly, if that someone is unfortunate enough to be wandering the streets looking like Joe Lieberman, only a lady.  Next?!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's Going On Here, Golden Gate Bridge Lifeline?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh boy.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/09/02/whats_going_on_here_golden_gate_bri/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24335d44ad066cdcfa848f</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[golden_gate_bridge]]></category><category><![CDATA[photo]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:56:01 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/09/golden_gate_bridge_fail_line-thumb-640xauto-436592.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/09/golden_gate_bridge_fail_line-thumb-640xauto-436592.jpg" alt="What's Going On Here, Golden Gate Bridge Lifeline?"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span></p>

<p>Oh boy.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[74X CultureBus Ends]]></title><description><![CDATA[The failed experiment that is the <a href="http://www.sfculturebus.org">CultureBus</a> -- a very slow, yellow Muni bus that would take passengers around San Francisco (downtown to Golden Gate Park) to...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/07/30/74x_culture_bus_ends/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24336d44ad066cdcfa9094</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[culture bus]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[Transportation]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:43:40 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/07/culturebus2a-thumb-640xauto-427749.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/07/culturebus2a-thumb-640xauto-427749.jpg" alt="74X CultureBus Ends"><p></p>

<p>Finally.<br>
 <br>
The failed experiment that is the <a href="http://www.sfculturebus.org">CultureBus</a> -- a very slow, yellow Muni bus that would take passengers around San Francisco (downtown to Golden Gate Park) to look at art and trees, running every hour or so -- will come to a merciful end. <strong>According to <a href="http://www.sfmta.com/cms/mfares/CultureBusserviceeffectiveSeptember202008.htm">SFMTA</a>, the CultureBus will be discontinued effective August 15.</strong></p>

<p>Designed to "provide both residents and visitors with a new eco-friendly transportation alternative to and between San Francisco's popular museums and cultural institutions," the bus was popular with neither locals nor tourists. And for $7 a ride, the CultureBus never found a following. </p>

<p>Did you ever take a ride on the 74X? If so, why?</p>

<p><strong>Update</strong>: Akit posted an obit <a href="http://www.akit.org/2009/07/muni-74x-culturebus-dies-august-15th.html">here</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Great American Food and Music Fest Goes Bad?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Saturday's <a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/04/great-american-food-and-music-fest-serious-eats-festival.html">Great American Food and Music Festival</a> looked like it had win written all over...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/06/15/great_american_food_and_music_fest/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2431d244ad066cdcf9be03</guid><category><![CDATA[SF Restaurants, Food & Drink]]></category><category><![CDATA[comments]]></category><category><![CDATA[Event]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[mountain view]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:59:21 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/06/burnt_toast-724090-thumb-640xauto-310861.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/06/burnt_toast-724090-thumb-640xauto-310861.jpg" alt="Great American Food and Music Fest Goes Bad?"><p></p>

<p>Saturday's <a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/04/great-american-food-and-music-fest-serious-eats-festival.html">Great American Food and Music Festival</a> looked like it had win written all over it: ' <a href="http://www.guyfieri.com/">Guy Fieri</a>, alpha-male grilling fanboy <a href="http://nytimesweddings.blogspot.com/2005/02/bobby-flay-is-ass.html">Bobby Flay</a>! A16's <a href="http://www.foodandwine.com/articles/best-new-chefs-2009-nate-appleman">Nate Appleman</a>! Boulevard's <a href="http://www.boulevardrestaurant.com/chef.html">Nancy Oakes</a>! <a href="http://www.pinkshollywood.com">LA's Pink’s</a> Hot Dogs!, Tony Luke's Cheesesteaks! Booze! Jazzy tunes! Sun!</p>

<p>However, according to the unfortunate <a href="http://blogs.kqed.org/bayareabites/2009/06/15/the-great-american-food-music-festival/">folks who attended</a> Saturday's food and easy-listening gathering at Shoreline Amphitheater (who <a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/06/the-great-american-food-and-music-fest-is-today-june-13.html">vented</a> about the long lines, lack of food, computer snafus, and drink ticket nonsense) the event was, well, a <a href="http://sf.eater.com/archives/2009/06/15/shitshows_3.php">shitshow</a>. </p>

<p>For example, there's <a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/06/the-great-american-food-and-music-fest-is-today-june-13.html">this</a>:</p>

<p><em>"Jeez! A class of pre-schoolers could have done a better job organizing this festival than the producers: Serious Eats and The Agency Group.. If this event had happened in Japan, the head organizers (that's you, SeriousEats.com!!!) would have already committed suicide, and that's with 4 hours still left in the event (not suggesting that the festival organizers need to take such drastic measures)." </em></p>

<p><a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/06/the-fest-4-hours-of-the-best-intentions-gone.html#318648">And this</a>:</p>

<p><em>"...this was a crazy bad event. (which i had been looking forward to since it was first blogged about on serious eats.) i have never had such an atrocious experience at any public venue previously -- and i mean never."</em></p>

<p>And another:<br>
</p><i>Diners, Drive-ins and Dives</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Carrie Prejean to Lose Miss California Crown Today]]></title><description><![CDATA[According to TMZ -- who has been on a relentless pursuit of all things anti-Prejean, ever since she <a href="http://sfist.com/2009/05/11/miss_california_gets_to_keep_title.php">slammed</a> <a href="ht...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/06/10/carrie_prejean_to_lose_miss_califor/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2428af44ad066cdcf511b9</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Carrie Prejean]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[fired]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay marriage]]></category><category><![CDATA[miss california]]></category><category><![CDATA[prop 8]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:00:09 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/06/miss california fail-thumb-640xauto-296902.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/06/miss california fail-thumb-640xauto-296902.jpg" alt="Carrie Prejean to Lose Miss California Crown Today"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span></p>

<p>According to TMZ -- who has been on a relentless pursuit of all things anti-Prejean, ever since she <a href="http://sfist.com/2009/05/11/miss_california_gets_to_keep_title.php">slammed</a> <a href="http://sfist.com/2009/05/12/trump_says_miss_california_gets_to.php">gay marriage</a> <a href="http://sfist.com/2009/05/27/carrie_prejean_the_comic.php">on live TV</a> -- the disgraced Miss California title winner lost her crown today because she's not doing her job."<strong>Sources connected with the pageant tell us even Donald Trump has now had it with Carrie, because she's violating her contract by not getting clearance to do her extracurricular stuff.</strong>," reports <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/10/carrie-prejean-fired/">TMZ</a>, who go on to say that Carrie "has been a no-show for appearances she was supposed to make for the pageant organization." </p>

<p>What's more, the loathsome San Diego native is also a bit too curt for Miss California officials' taste. Read <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/10/carrie-prejean-internet-unfriendly/">a couple of angry emails</a> she blasted off to them.</p>

<p>The firing, we're told, will be based on Prejean's breach of contract, not "her political and [anti-Christian] moral views."  Miss Malibu's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tami_Farrell">Tami Farrell</a> will take over the title.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Protip: Do Not Twitter Your Vacation Plans]]></title><description><![CDATA[In a virtual allowing-newspapers-to-accumulate-at-your-front-door-like move, Arizona resident <a href="http://twitter.com/izzyvideo">Israel Hyman</a> (tee hee, sounds like "hymen") left twitter messag...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/06/01/oversharing_leads_to_home_robbery/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242d1c44ad066cdcf75a05</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><category><![CDATA[oops]]></category><category><![CDATA[robbery]]></category><category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:36:26 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/06/portraitbluehymen-thumb-640xauto-271452.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/06/portraitbluehymen-thumb-640xauto-271452.jpg" alt="Protip: Do Not Twitter Your Vacation Plans"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span></p>

<p>In a virtual allowing-newspapers-to-accumulate-at-your-front-door-like move, Arizona resident <a href="http://twitter.com/izzyvideo">Israel Hyman</a> (tee hee, sounds like "hymen") left twitter messages mentioning that he was out of town. Then, as fate would have it, Hyman's residence was then robbed of thousands of dollars worth of computer equipment while he was out of town. Oops. <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/technology&amp;id=6839323">According to reports</a>, "Hyman has a video podcasting company and says he makes his living on Twitter, but he thinks his message may have tipped off the thieves." <br>
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