Since "Survivor: Fiji" was so awesome last week (we didn't even want to fast forward through the recap during this week's episode!) let's start with it this week. Post Tribal Council, and Dreamz was the focus. The non-Yau team realized he'd double-crossed them, while Dreamz was suspicious about the Earl and Yau-ers sudden decision to vote out Edgardo instead of Mookie. They convinced Dreamz they just did that without telling him because it was......

Did we miss an episode? It seems like forever since we've talked "Survivor" and the fate of local contender Yau-Man. How is he doing, anyway? Previously, he survived another tribal council because of Rita's yammering. Will another annoying female be his saving grace? Post-Tribal Council, and Yau-Man realized he was very lucky, although he also realized if the tribe starts kicking off members based on their weakness, then he might be next. Reward Challenge,......

Due to a betrayal by TiVo, which decided we'd rather watch a rerun of "My Name Is Earl" than "Survivor: Fiji" we had to try and watch the first 20 minutes of last week's episode online. Which isn't so bad normally, but we had a very finicky connection that would freeze every few seconds and tell us the video was loading....80%.....and play...and freeze....and loading....66%...85%...90%...and play...and freeze....and loading....67%....and then we slammed our heads against the......

Previously on "Survivor: Fiji" we lost one of our locals when Sylvia was voted off the island. It's all up to Yau-Man now! (In other news, there's not a single local gal competing in this season of "America's Next Top Model," and that disappoints us greatly.) Post-tribal council Ravu, and the whining, complaining and bickering began; Rocky made Anthony cry. It was actually kind of sad. Moto continued to bask in the glow of......

Previously on "Survivor: Fiji," our two locals survived another week, even though it did look like Sylvia's days might be numbered. Post-tribal council Ravu returned to their sad, fireless camp. They resolved to get hydrated in the morning and try the old eyeglasses-and-sunlight trick to get some fire. They also vowed to work as a tribe and not as individuals. Meanwhile, the winning Moto tribe painted their shelter, ate, sat on their couch, and......