By Evan Roberts Behold! The handwriting analyst. If you're reading this via an RSS reader, please click through to access the sound file. And, as always, if you have or know of a bizarre occupation that cries out for SFist-y documenting, let us know. Thanks!......

We know you're thankful for stuff (like, say, all of the fine content found right here on SFist -- or for baby Jesus' blessed kisses, the gift of life, blah, blah). But what, pray tell, about about some of your favorite SFisters? For what are they getting down on their and giving thanks this year? We asked for a signifying photo from each with some Answering our call. In no particular order, here's what we......

By Evan Roberts After showing a spirit the face of her killer and helping people chat with loved ones on the other side, animal communicator Charles Peden now helps animals, well, communicate with people while alive and from...BEYOND THE GRAVE. If you're reading this via an RSS reader, please click through to access the sound file. And, as always, if you have or know of a bizarre occupation that cries out for SFist-y documenting,......

By Evan Roberts Roy works at Mr.Bling Bling. And he makes your grill look sparklingly tacky or superfly, depending on where you stand with gilded teeth. Check it. If you're reading this via an RSS reader, please click through to access the sound file. And, as always, if you have or know of a bizarre occupation that cries out for SFist-y documenting, let us know. Thanks!......

Today, we hear about the glories of body waxing, spreading cheeks, and holding your package over at Potrero Hill-based Lonni's Punani (you heard us...Lonni's Punani.) Just try listening to it without fainting. [NSFW]...

By Evan Roberts One of the few remaining knife sharpeners left in SF these days, this is a must-listen. Why? Because it's important to get your knives sharpened. (America's Test Kitchen can't stress it enough!) But Jivano sharpens more than haughty Sur La Table cutlery. Take a listen. If you're reading this via an RSS reader, please click through to access the sound file. And, as always, if you have or know of a......

By Evan Roberts Kellyann offers her throat to the divine. Take a listen, won't you? If you're reading this via an RSS reader, please click through to access the sound file. And, as always, if you have or know of a bizarre occupation that cries out for SFist-y documenting, let us know. Thanks!......

By Evan Roberts [NSFW, of course] If you're reading this via an RSS reader, please click through to access the sound file. And, as always, if you have or know of a bizarre occupation that cries out for SFist-y documenting, let us know. Thanks!......

Well, hello. Please meet Evan Roberts, a swell chap and one of SFist's newest contributors. A most stellar documentarian, he graduated from the Salt Institute for Documentary Studies and has been heard on something called public radio. What's more, Evan will be at the helm of SFist's latest section, SF Works: audio shorts highlighting amusing and absurd occupations in the Bay Area. And if you have an occupation worth profiling, do let us know.......