We mentioned this in yesterday's Day Around the Bay, but its unadulterated attention-whoring is so profound, its own article seems more than necessary. See, inept Supervisor Sophie Maxwell concocted something called Meat Free Mondays, which was unanimously passed by the Board of Supervisors yesterday. This arid resolution will urge restaurants, markets and schools to observe no meat on Mondays.

In response, SFist will promote meat-based recipes and deals on Mondays. Not because we want to do it, but because we have to do it.

Now, we hardly champion the OMG-bacon-on-everything neanderthals roaming among us, and we've strained our eye muscles more times than we can count at Anthony Bourdain's painful shtick. Quite the contrary, we adore a well-prepared vegan raw meal; however, Meat Free Mondays, comparatively, is unnecessary for San Francisco. Who in this city needs to learn about alternatives to meat? No one, that's who. Absurd. This is like, say, passing a Gay Bar Tuesdays resolution.