In a moment of, "Wha-? How does that work?" the mayor's office announced the "elimination" of 301 city government positions that resulted in no employees being fired. No, this isn't a miracle of all miracles: what's happening is that unoccupied city government positions will just be permanently unfilled. Of those whose positions actually were occupied, these workers would be "absorbed" into other vacant jobs. (Yeowch. Sounds painful.) The single largest source of savings, approximately......