The man was taken to the UC Davis Medical Center and has a skull fracture and is labeled in critical condition. The brother and girlfriend were then arrested on suspicion of public drunkenness.

First of all: Eww. No way would we ever do that here in the city -- we've seen the Dirty Jobs episode where Mike Rowe goes through the SF sewers. Secondly: Eww. Really? That's just too too gross.

We begged our boss for a nap room (or contemplated sleeping beneath our desk) while working in the cubicle jungle, but now this is scientific proof that we are predisposed to naps in the early afternoon. Just don't tell them that you really need a nap to sleep off that nasty hangover you earned last night. You won't earn any points with that one.

Pic by Flickr/Sir Mervs.

Dillmann says the Mary Jane reference is to the town where the brewery is located: Weed, California. In fact, Dillmann "scoffs" at the notion that people think he's talking about la Ganja. He's had the word "Weed" (again, the town, not the plant) on all of his beers for yeeeears. He isn't, as the federal regulators are trying to suggest, "[misleading] consumers about the characteristics of the alcoholic beverage."

Heh. Sure. Try some Weed. As the site says, "Weed. A flavor yet to be discovered." Really. We're still talking about beer, here.

Pic from Mt. Shasta Brewing Company.

You mean the alcoholic teenagers couldn't take time out of their partying sched to make their way to an anti-drinking rally with their straight-A classmates? You don't say.

Or, as Beth Spotswood, former Marin teen and current adult alcohol expert says, "Duh."

Somewhere, somehow the D.A.R.E. program and Sargent McGruff has failed to reach their target audience. We weep for the future.

Photo by trancedmoogle.