<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[douchetooth - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>douchetooth - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:18:59 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/douchetooth/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[On the Wrong Side of the Law]]></title><description><![CDATA[We're not sure if you've noticed, but as of yesterday, <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/02/BAVA11ICM2.DTL&type=autos">the new cell phone law has gone into effect</a>. ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/07/02/ip_on_the_wrong_side_of_the_law/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242bb044ad066cdcf695e0</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[bluetooth]]></category><category><![CDATA[cell phone law]]></category><category><![CDATA[cell phones]]></category><category><![CDATA[douchetooth]]></category><category><![CDATA[driving]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist_Dianne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:26:05 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry169611_thumb-thumb-640xauto-22705.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry169611_thumb-thumb-640xauto-22705.jpg" alt="On the Wrong Side of the Law"><p>We're not sure if you've noticed, but as of yesterday, <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/02/BAVA11ICM2.DTL&amp;type=autos">the new cell phone law has gone into effect</a>. That's right: no more talky while driving, unless you've got a hands-free device for your phone. Yesterday, while we were out, law breakers were being pulled over left and right. It's a great way for the CHP to fill up those ticket quotas.</p>

<p>Sure, the law makes car driving "safer" but, really? Driving's boring now. No more overexaggerated swerving to avoid bicyclists, or self-righteous cell phone users thinking it's everyone <em>else</em> that's driving incorrectly. Now we're ushering in a new era of bluetooth sets as decorative ear pieces, worn in the car, at dinner, and in meetings. Fun. (<a href="http://sfist.com/2008/05/08/sfist_fashion_f_1.php">Or maybe we're already there?</a> That pic's awesome, btw.)</p>

<p>As for us, our cell phone's so old, it's giving Zack Morris' cell phone a run for its money. We're not buying a hands-free device for this thing; we'll call you when we're done driving. </p>

<p><em>Pic by Flickr/<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cheesebikini/2399725808/">Cheesebikini</a>.</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>