<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[douche - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>douche - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 19:14:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/douche/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Jason Giambi Returns To The A's. What For?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When he came up with the A's, he grew into a genial homespun hero.<br><br>Then he left, and became a steroided diminishing-returns disgrace.<br><br><a href=http://www.insidebayarea.com/athletics/ci_11...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/01/07/jason_giambi_returns_to_the_as_what/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24346244ad066cdcfb0b2c</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[boo]]></category><category><![CDATA[douche]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jason Giambi]]></category><category><![CDATA[MLB]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York Yankees]]></category><category><![CDATA[oak]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oakland A's]]></category><category><![CDATA[oakland athletics]]></category><category><![CDATA[steroids]]></category><category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category><category><![CDATA[Yankees Suck]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist Christopher Rogers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:05:42 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/01/giambi_is_a_douche-thumb-640xauto-53959.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/01/giambi_is_a_douche-thumb-640xauto-53959.jpg" alt="Jason Giambi Returns To The A's. What For?"><p>When he came up with the A's, he grew into a genial homespun hero.</p>

<p>Then he left for money, and became a steroided diminishing-returns disgrace.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.insidebayarea.com/athletics/ci_11395476">Now he's back in Oakland?</a></p>

<p>What-th'-hell </p>

<p>Couldn't he have signed with LAD or LAA?</p>

<p>Get you gone, prodigal douche.<br>
<br><br><br><font size="1"><i>* Photo via AP.</i></font></p><i>for?</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Friday's Fashion Tip for the Ladies: Douching With Lysol]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a bit dorm-room wall, but: didn't <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075296/">Sybil's</a> mother give her Lysol douches? Maybe it was bleach? Not sure. But the point is: she was clean, ladi...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/25/fashion_tips_fo/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24227244ad066cdcf1cc3a</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[douche]]></category><category><![CDATA[freshness]]></category><category><![CDATA[hygiene]]></category><category><![CDATA[lysol]]></category><category><![CDATA[women]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:21:31 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry144165_thumb-thumb-640xauto-191205.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry144165_thumb-thumb-640xauto-191205.jpg" alt="Friday's Fashion Tip for the Ladies: Douching With Lysol"><p>This is a bit dorm-room wall, but: didn't <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075296/">Sybil's</a> mother give her Lysol douches? Maybe it was bleach? Not sure. But the point is: she was clean, ladies. She was very clean. Find out what happens when you Lysol your flower after the jump.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>