We came across this wonderful blind item over at ValleyWag (via Overheard in the Office). It seems that someone on the Board of Supes doesn't know the difference between a placeholder name and their signature, euphemistically. Do you know who it was? We're going to go ahead sweepingly generalize that it was either Ammiano or Dufty, because gays only care about little boys and baggies, shiny objects, and unicorns. Council member: I heard you......

Now that Sandra Day has left and gone away, we San Franciscans are living in dread of facing the inevitable judicial nightmare that comes with being attached to the rest of the country. Bring on the secession talk! Again. Local blogger, The Revolution Will Be Televised was so inspired by our recent national celebration honoring the Declaration of Independence that he issued a Declaration of Independence for San Francisco, or as the blogger now calls......

Sean Hannity brings his Fox News ventriloquism act (look, Hannity's lips hardly move when Alan Colmes is talking!) to De Anza College's Flint Center for the Performing Arts tonight. Topic: Why godless liberals won't let Steven Williams teach the Declaration of Independence to fifth graders. Unfortunately, it seems tickets are no longer available, but you can tune into KSFO or watch Fox News. If you haven't been following the story of religious oppression at the......