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• That Muni driver that was busted texting? Spotted texting and driving again. But was no longer with Muni as of today. [CBS5] [KTVU]

• PG&E Boss resigns, deploys golden parachute. [SFEx]

• CBS5's Beth Spotswood and Joe Vasquez are less than impressed by the SFPark iPhone app. [CBS5]

• Which alcoholic drink would Phil Ting be? A bland one. [TheSnitch]

• The Bold Italic ventures in to the new Power Exchange. [BoldItalic]

• Mash up your street cred with your fairweather Giants fandom by wearing a Dia de Los Gigantes t-shirt. [MissionMission]

• Weekend Open House Report: Outdoor Entertaining Edition. (Remember proper homeowner referral etiquette - if you buy, you have to invite us over.) [CurbedSF]

• Bringing the F-line all the way to the Presidio and other new transit developments the America's Cup and "the people plan" could bring to the city. [CurbedSF]
• Leah Garchik has a heartwarming story from Giants Spring Training involving a rained out game, a young fan and generous rookie Brandon Belt. [Chron]
• Dear David Chiu, will you please come pick up all these campaign signs you left at Martuni's? [SFWeekly]
• Crucial Questions Remain As Golden Gate Bridge Plans Future Without Toll Takers - the most crucial of which is: how badly will this rental car company screw me on the surcharges for crossing the bridge. [SFAppeal]
• Snarky interweb TV show Necessary Conversation celebrates their 25th episode with a clip show. Just like Seinfeld. [NesCon]
• Missionites weigh in on Willie Brown's hope for Valencia Valets. [UptownAlmanac]
• Nevius really wants you to see this house, writes a poorly formatted blog post about it. [Chron]
• Look out: The Bike Party is on a roll tonight. [BikeNOPA]

• Woman fatally stabbed during street argument in Potrero Hill. [SFExaminer]


• Before the real season starts, the Appeal has some handy tips and tricks for getting to, around and away from AT&T Park. Includes a cameo from SFist's own ballpark-adjacent editor. [SFAppeal]


• More on Yelp's objections to Twitter's (and Zynga's) possible sweetheart deals with the city. [MarketWatch]


• Swanky Toast of the Town event comes to City Hall next week, adds elements of Japan Relief. [EaterSF]


• One man's Panhandle eyesore could be someone else's ad hoc balcony. [BikeNOPA]


• Apropos of nothing: The Ten Coolest Sounds on Britney Spears' "Femme Fatale". Too bad Will.I.Am had to chime in with something dopey and auto-tuned. [PopDust]


• Prepare to throw your current iPhones in the garbage: Apple announces Worldwide Developers Conference 2011, will surely announce something frustrating. [WSJ]


• Prepare to throw your whiskey glasses at the television: AMC delays next season of Mad Men until 2012. [NYTimes]

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• Governor Jerry Brown to declare the California drought over. [Sacto Bee]

• Behold the seven rules of riding a San Francisco cable car. [Culture Blog]

• There are many reasons why people defriend you on Facebook. Here's an important one. [SF Appeal]

• SoMa NIMBY now threatening bloggers and journalists with legal action. [Uptown Almanac]

• A's broadcasts switch to KFRC 1550. [Lieberman]

• Said SoMa NIMBY also pissed off local musician Jonathan Mann, and he wrote a song about it. [SF Weekly]

• Audio of Sunday morning's fatal shooting at Sixth and Jessie Streets. [Blouz]

• The Mission's Bloody Marython looked delicious, tipsy. [Mission Mission]

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• Tom Ford delivers the most sound advice you'll hear all year. [LeFag]

• Just in time for Easter, vegan Peeps! [Vegansaurus]

• Do you like Motown? Well, we cannot stand Motown. Ugh. But we do like Tim Redmond's review of last night Motown-tinged American Idol. [SFGB]

• Straight, white, attractive, young(ish) man will pay $10,000 reward to the person who introduces him to the woman he marries. Will he find love? (Hint: yes.) [Made Man]

• Noted playwright Lanford Wilson dies. Sigh. [AP]

• Alleged NIMBY neighbor has Slim's liquor license suspended. [SF Weekly]

• SF high school staged "extremely realistic" car crash, mock student funerals today. [SFAppeal]

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• Check out these old photos of San Quinten prison from the 1920s. Aw, they used to wear issued hats! [These Amerericans]

• People now listening to their paranoia seriously, buying bunkers. [SFGate]

• Michael Bauer loves cheetos, Popeye’s Chicken. [HuffPo]

• You can also help Japan by spending money at Mission businesses. Find out how. [Mission Mission]

• Wanna perform with the SF Opera, but can't sing? No problem! [SF Appeal]

• Bye, Liz. [Examiner]

• At what point will restaurants start banning Willie Brown for this kind of awesome behavior? [Inside Scoop]

• Gascón's hair translates nicely to cartoon form in Susie Cagle's SF: SFPD Seems More Confident Than Ever [SFAppeal]
• We didn't realize Lars Ulrich had a role in Hemingway & Gellhorn. The Metallica drummer is set to get all up in your HBO TV Movie with a turn as documentarian Joris Ivens. [Garchik]
• Apple caught some heat for allowing a "Gay-Cure" app on the app store. Related: Gutenberg catching posthumous heat for printing Bibles. [SFWeekly]
• Examinista Melissa Griffin ponders what questions the Board of Supervisors will pose to Temporary Mayor Ed Lee at his first question time session. We can only hope they will be this honest. [SweetMelissa]
• Jeff Adachi keeps revising Prop B, one of these days he'll finally land a winning version of Pension Reform on the ballot. [Chron]
• In case you hadn't met them in one of the many profile pieces on bike couriers since 1996, now there's a whole tumblr blog devoted to meeting the dying breed of San Francisco bike messengers. It's called Deal With It SF [UptownAlmanac]
• Blogfight! SFGate calls out their commenters for being horrible. SFGate commenters respond with horrible comments. [SFAppeal]

Your editor is far too achy from last night's St. Patrick's Day festivities to write mind-numbingly witty and incisive bits about today's end-of-day links, so here are your headlines. Also, ow.

• The Rare Pleasure of Cod Semen in San Francisco [7x7]

• A Rainy Weekend, With Lots Of Stuff Going On in SOMA [LiveSOMA]

• Man Shot By Cops While Seated In Wheelchair Sues SFPD [SF Appeal]

• Bulldog Bites Randy Shaw at City Hall Twitter Hearing [bluoz]

• Please Send Plutonium to Ann Coulter's Place of Residence [HuffPo]

• Sex Workers in SF Plan Celebration on UN Victory [BAR]

• Get Busy Livin' [Necessary Conversation]

• Kids, Drinking and Smoking [SFBG]

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• How to avoid being too green on St. Patrick's Day. Bonus: redheaded leprechaun! [Bold Italic]

• Israeli gays will speak at SF Forum on Sunday. Which: hot. And controversial! [Petrelis]

• Years in the making, the proposed Lakeview Dog Park meets major resistance from mean ol' NIMBYs who hate cute little puppies. Or something like that. [East Bay Express]

• The unstoppable beast known as nature continues its unforgiving occupation of Bernal Heights. [Bernalwood]

• SF Human Rights Commission examines the consequences of rendering bisexuals "invisible." But not cool, superhero invisible. The other kind. [BAR]

• Jarring road washout closes Highway 1 near Bug Sur. Ouch. [Monterey Herald]

• How many bars are located within the Irish Cultural Center? [SF Appeal]

  Nick’s Crispy Tacos expanding to Cow Hollow with...Tacko. [Inside Scoop, via Grub]

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• SFPD, please renew gay activist Michael Petrelis' press pass at once! '[Petrelis]

• A fresh new way to mess with cyclists that's fun for everyone. [Mission Mission]

• Pork-filled lumpia Shanghai from Hapa SF? For $7? Sheer madness. [SFoodie]

• Melissa Griffin moved into the same neighborhood as SFist headquarters recently. Maybe she can get us more taxi service? Fingers crossed. [Griffin]

• Off-leash dog advocate allegedly smears dog poop on door of resident after last night's GGNRA meeting. Gross. [SF Appeal]

• Check out these amazing color photos of the 1906 earthquake aftermath. (Photos that SFist posted well over a year ago. Snap.) [SFGate]

• Will the bike rack's brutal occupation of parking spaces ever end? [Haighteration]

• More trashy celebrity news: Grub Street says Clive Owen can't get enough of Zuni, he's been back five times. What's more, Tablehopper hears he also popped in to Heirloom Cafe and had a seat at the communal table. Let's hope he dressed nicer than when PopSugar caught him taking his Ed Lee out for a walk the other day. (We're talking about his mustache.) [GrubStreet] [TableHopper] [PopSugar]
  
• A local (ahem) Mainstream Media News Outlet complained that there were too many SFPD press passes, so SFPD started revoking them. The Appeal investigates. [SFAppeal]
  
• Turns out it was perfectly legal for Jane Kim to punt reporters from a City Hall Meeting. TheSnitch seems miffed they didn't stick around anyway, like the Examiner did. [TheSnitch] [SFEx]
  
• Census shows that the Bay Area is barely growing and Oakland even saw a decline in population. We will refrain from making Oakland murder rate jokes. [InsideBayArea]
  
• The California Supreme Court had a hard time figuring out what defines a pimp. [CBSLocal]
  
• Here's a delightful video about sunglasses: SHADES. [MissionMission]

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• Are The Guardian Angels The Solution To The Mission's Crime Problem, Or Are They Just Crazy? [SF Appeal]

• Fashion Watch: Hipster Hitler Mustaches [Uptown Almanac]

• Top Chef Preeti Mistry’s Indian Street Food Pop Up [Inside Scoop]

• Muni Hulk Break Silence [Muni Diaries]

• Legal Action Against UC Protesters Still Up In The Air [Daily Cal]

• YouTube As A Model For Google? [Silicon Valley]