-- Lez Zeppelin and Dolorata: Lesbian-y Led Zepplin cover band and indie-rock band perform in SOMA. Doors open at 8 p.m. at Slim's, 333 - 11th Street (at Folsom); $18. -- Jeff Garlin: Jeff from Curb Your Enthusiasm! We heart you ever so! And your total bitch of a wife! (On the show, that is.) He does stand-up tonight along with Rick Overton and Marc Herson at 8 p.m. at Cobb's Comedy Club, 915......

There's bad news coming out a church in West Portal-- two sheep and a lamb have been pilfered from a Nativity Scene. Yep, what we have here are a bunch of sheep stealers. The church in question is the West Portal Lutheran Church at 200 Sloat Blvd and the nativity scene in question had at one point four animals in the background. Now it has one. All things considering, it could be worse as stealing things from Nativity Scenes is quite common during the holidays. These thieves even stole Baby Jesus! We don't think we're exaggerating to say this will definitely make little Baby Jesus cry (unless he's Ninja Baby Jesus). ...

We were amazed as heck that the folks from the High Times Comedy Festival emailed us instead of SFist Jackson, and even more surprised that they offered us tickets to giveaway to some lucky readers to attend Saturday's 10:15 p.m. show of their Fest at Cobb's Comedy Club. There are going to be some exceptionally funny comedians playing these shows... the scathing, biting humor of Tom Rhodes, who has been seen on Comedy Central......

Gavin'll try anything to lower the crime rate around here! Leah Garchik triumphantly reports that Gavin was seen kissing CSI: Miami detective Sofia Milos goodbye at a North Beach cafe last Monday morning, around 2:00 a.m. Milos plays Det. Yelena Salas, who will be written off the series at the end of this season. In the Fametracker "Two Stars Enter, One Star Leaves" column, exotic homewrecker edition, Milos lost a hotly-contested battle to Ivana Milicevic, despite having played homewreckers like the woman who was dating Chandler and also some guy named Ethan on "Friends," Tony Soprano's hot mob boss cousin, Richard Lewis's girlfriend whom Larry hates on "Curb Your Enthusiasm," and the girl who married the guy on "Caroline In The City" before Caroline realized she was in love with him. Poor Kimberly Guilfoyle! It's never good when you have to compare yourself to a Lea Thompson character. That Newsom, though -- so he left the North Beach cafe around at 2:00 a.m. Monday morning. By noon the very next day, he was also espied in Napa at the Plumpjack Carneros Inn, brunching with a "young cute blonde." If that guy's motivated enough for ladies that he can get up after like four hours of sleep and schlep up to wine country on Presidents' Day for canoodling, why can't he solve the city's crime problems? Picture of Sofia Milos off her website. Is that fur?...

These are the words of 3martini when analyzing the results of a recent Field Poll survey on the 2006 Gubenatorial race. Who did the respondents pick to win their respective primaries? Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rob Reiner. You read that correctly. While "Run, Rob Reiner, Run" has a nice alliterative zing to it, the prospect of our wonderous and magical two party system leaving us no choice but to elect a Hollywood actor as Governor......