<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[clumsy - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>clumsy - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 06:06:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/clumsy/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Double Equine Death Result of Collision, Not Foul Play]]></title><description><![CDATA[The death of two horses found at a Solano County ranch last Saturday has been ruled accidental. It seems that they "<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/14/MNU6V2J28.DTL">...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/14/double_equine_d/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24330144ad066cdcfa5724</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[animals]]></category><category><![CDATA[clumsy]]></category><category><![CDATA[collision]]></category><category><![CDATA[County Sheriff]]></category><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marisa Lagos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[solono county]]></category><category><![CDATA[uc]]></category><category><![CDATA[UC Davis]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:28:41 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147398_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193894.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147398_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193894.jpg" alt="Double Equine Death Result of Collision, Not Foul Play"><p>The death of two horses found at a Solano County ranch last Saturday has been ruled accidental. It seems that they "<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/14/MNU6V2J28.DTL">died after they collided, breaking their spinal cords,</a>" and not because of any foul play.  <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/14/MNU6V2J28.DTL">According to Marisa Lagos over at the Gate</a>:</p>

<blockquote>The horses were found Saturday at Peterson Ranch on Lewis Road east of Vacaville. Authorities initially thought they may have been shot to death. The animals were taken to UC Davis Veterinarian Hospital, where necropsies were performed, said Officer Paula Toynbee of the Solano County Sheriff's Office.</blockquote>

<p>No human was mounted on either horse during the collision, it seems. The two were apparently just frollicking around, or jousting in the dark, or having unusual equine sex, or...who knows? Strange.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>