The dearth of creativity and art in San Francisco is apparent and nothing short of horrifying. That is, until now. The fine folks behind Pride-season's GayGlo (remember that?) are back again (finally) and putting on a weekend-long show in honor of the return of Christ (or "Christ"). It's called the Zombie Christ Haunted House and it will be the best thing to happen to Easter since the advent of the Cadbury Egg.

Here's the deal: Brian Busta (aka Chickpea) and some crazy-ass faeries have taken over the old Tower Records space on Market and Noe, and have created a weekend pop-up haunted house. Christ has risen, but this weekend he's coming back as a zombie. A gay zombie, probably. You dig? Early word is that the final setup is brilliant. And if the legacy/aesthetic of GayGlo is any indication (do your homework, twinks), it's going to be way boss.

The haunted house happens on Friday and Saturday from 9pm-midnight. But the big bet is an Easter Day dance party on Sunday from 4pm-7pm (a good rainy Sunday alternative to the party Dolores Park).

If you don't go, you've failed at Easter and hate God. Speaking of, the fete will presumably be critical of Christianity. Just a heads up.

Donations run $10-$20. And proceeds go to LGBT senior housing, counseling, radical queer nuns. If you want to volunteer, go here. If you want more information, go here. If you yearn to have a bitchin' Easter, go here.

Starts tonight (Friday) and goes until Easter Sunday. Next door to Cafe Flore. Hop to it, kids.

Warning: This video might act as a buzzkill for many elite San Franciscans who like their idols self-consciously ungodly and ungodly hip. (Shield your eyes and ears, 826 Valencia!) During a 2009 fellowship meeting with Giants teammates, Brian Wilson explains his end-of-game arm-cross salute. (Hint: It's about Jesus.)

Enjoy.

Have a fun, festive, and frivolous Sunday on this, the day of the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Or not.

Be sure to hit up the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence's Easter Party in Dolores Park. Those wacky gals are hosting a Best Bonnet Contest (1 p.m.); a Hunky Jesus Competition (3:20 p.m.); music from the B-Cups, the Ex-Boyfriends, SFBoylesque, and Charm School Dropouts; mayhem, mirth, and much more. A spring-y, sun-drenched San Francisco tradition not to be missed. free

Don't forget the 8th Annual Bring Your Own Big Wheel Race, where you plunge downhill at dangerous speeds on nothing but a flimsy, plastic child's toy. Starts at 5 p.m. at Vermont and 20th Street (curvier than too touristy Lombard Street, by God!) free

Or you can check out Easter's Dead: an evening with film artist, Charles Chadwick. The local and wildly acclaimed film maker's interests of the now include "the existential potentials of non-narrative cinema and experimental music." Heavy, indeed. Some of his bite-sized features will include , "an educational, phenomenological film about your local waterworks;" Mirror Reflected, about a "man [who ]enters a dark warehouse [and then] subsequently discovers that he is unable to escape;" Here Lie Serpents about "a depiction of what could be called ordinary gods: masters of their own interpretations, but without other worldly deities to define them;" and many more.

While it's not very Bay Area-ish, Jesus is allegedly in all of our hearts. And now look what happened? We blame the sodomites. And Code Pink.

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Image credit: UPPA, via Daily Mail