Uno, dos, tres, quatro!: the mayor's office has announced the fourth installment of his traveling lecture series, or, as he prefers to call it "the town hall open meeting where the public is not actually permitted to ask direct questions." Or -- as we prefer to call it -- FOURTH FAKE QUESTION TIME!!! Guess Gavin's still not going to do Actual Question Time before the Board of Supervisors, huh? Were all those sweet words......

-Cecilia Vega loves those chickens. -Matier & Ross recap Choirgate, saying pretty much nothing that hasn't been covered here. -The T-Third line is open for business. -Ron Dellums holds a "Hands Around the Lake" event to bring unity, remind everybody of awful 80's benefits. -More baby boomer porn. -All UC employees have to take an ethics course. Ha ha. -It's cold but not record-breaking cold. And finally...we have no information on this, but SFist......

As we think fondly back on our college days, we've come to the conclusion that alcohol is never going to taste as good as it did before we turned 21. That, however, may not be true for poor Brittanie Mountz, who just got busted by the Chronicle's Cecilia Vega for possibly drinking with the mayor while underage. According to Sunday's Matier and Ross (posted on the 'Gate Saturday evening, which is why this is going......