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First off, if you're a motivated A-type, or a B-type on meth, then you should head down to Beau Bonneau casting today (or Monday) to try out for "The Apprentice." We think even the faintest opportunity to take a peak under The Donald's hairpiece is reason enough, don't you? Call 415.249.9383 and leave your name, two phone numbers, your education, your employer and tell them why you could "make it in the boardroom." For sexy fun, check out tonight's Candye Kane and Big Burlesque, featuring the Big Bottom Revue, at the Center for Sex and Culture, doors at seven, show at eight. more ›